1980s Funny Merch
Description: "Hold me closer, Tony Danza." This one is a play on one of the more commonly misunderstood lyrics out there. With retro mall iron-on style lettering and a vintage pic of the man himself, this one's a throwback special riddled in obscurity that will have people asking WTF!? This version of the Hold Me Closer tee includes a tasteful vintage effect, including plenty of cracks, chips and fading making it look like you picked it up in the 70s.
Description: Did you know that over 800,000 girls were named Jennifer between 1965 and 1980? This makes Jennifer one of the most common women's names of Generation X! It might as well be called Jen X. This design uses a classic 70s avocado green color and a retro font to evoke the nostalgia of the time when you had 3 other Jennifers in your 5th grade class. Makes a great gift for the Gen X Jen in your life!
Description: Dale Earnhardt kept himself relatable with a well-publicized sense of humor. This shirt is a well-worn replica of the one Dale most likely had made up in one of the many popular 'make your own t-shirt' shops found in malls throughout the late 70s and 80s. Dale was definitely worthy of wearing such a cocky message... are you?
