Containment Bags
Description: Personnel are permitted to purchase and wear this shirt. Personnel caught wearing or distributing shirts at site 19 or making SCP-049 aware of the merchandise featuring his likeness will be disciplined accordingly. Please only purchase if you have level 3 security clearance or higher or express permission from an 05 Council Member.
U.S. Army - 52nd Kaiju Containment Battalion Bag
by The Lonesome Robot Designs
$19 $24
Description: "Secure, Contain, Protect" is the motto of the SCP foundation, a fictional organization dedicated to the discovery, detainment, and understanding of creatures that exist and destroy amidst mankind. There's a lot of horror/sciency-mystery in the lore! Please go check out the SCP wiki and specific articles for more information! SCP depicted: 001, 049, 053, 096, 173, 407, 409, 682, 999, 1762, 2521, 3008 "Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from http://www.scpwiki.com and its authors. This artwork, being derived from this content, is hereby also released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0."
Description: This design features the humorous phrase Dumpster Fire Response Team We Turn Chaos Into Containment. Perfect for managers, coworkers, or anyone who handles chaotic situations with a sarcastic sense of humor. Great for office humor, problem solvers, and those who appreciate witty commentary on everyday life.
Dumpster Fire Response Team We Turn Chaos Into Containment Funny Sarcastic Manager Coworker Humor Bag
by It's Over
$19 $24
Description: Purchasing a product featuring SCP-3008-2 should not encourage personnel to attempt entering SCP-3008. I didn't think we would have to say that, but officials at site [REDACTED] have reported an increase in curious personnel attempting access since the release of SCP-3008 apparel.
