Containment Baseball T-Shirts
Description: Personnel are permitted to purchase and wear this shirt. Personnel caught wearing or distributing shirts at site 19 or making SCP-049 aware of the merchandise featuring his likeness will be disciplined accordingly. Please only purchase if you have level 3 security clearance or higher or express permission from an 05 Council Member.
Description: Blends sci-fi containment protocol aesthetics with tabletop gaming by securing a glowing d20 inside a field unit. Perfect for Dungeon Masters, tabletop RPG players, and fans of speculative containment fiction.
Voidlock Anomalous Object Containment Unit D20 Sci Fi Baseball T-Shirt
by PopArtyParty
$19 $26
Description: Rogue AI Containment Team, Unit 404. No survivors. Skull-in-crosshair squad emblem. WitchingHour.JP.
Rogue AI Containment Team Unit 404 Skull Crosshair Baseball T-Shirt
by WitchingHourJP
$19 $26
U.S. Army - 52nd Kaiju Containment Battalion Baseball T-Shirt
by The Lonesome Robot Designs
$19 $26
Description: Respond to the danger zone with this heavy hazmat emergency response vehicle design. It shows a specialized hazmat truck arriving at a chemical spill with warning lights flashing, ready for containment and decontamination work. It’s a good fit for first responders, response teams, safety crews, and anyone who respects the people who handle hazardous materials and toxic cleanup. A great gift for rescue unit members, protective suit wearers, and fans of the crews who keep the public safe from biohazard threats.
Heavy Hazmat Emergency Response Vehicle Hazardous Materials Containment Truck Illustration Baseball T-Shirt
by Vehicles-Art
$19 $26
Description: "Secure, Contain, Protect" is the motto of the SCP foundation, a fictional organization dedicated to the discovery, detainment, and understanding of creatures that exist and destroy amidst mankind. There's a lot of horror/sciency-mystery in the lore! Please go check out the SCP wiki and specific articles for more information! SCP depicted: 001, 049, 053, 096, 173, 407, 409, 682, 999, 1762, 2521, 3008 "Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from http://www.scpwiki.com and its authors. This artwork, being derived from this content, is hereby also released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0."
Description: This design features the humorous phrase Dumpster Fire Response Team We Turn Chaos Into Containment. Perfect for managers, coworkers, or anyone who handles chaotic situations with a sarcastic sense of humor. Great for office humor, problem solvers, and those who appreciate witty commentary on everyday life.
Dumpster Fire Response Team We Turn Chaos Into Containment Funny Sarcastic Manager Coworker Humor Baseball T-Shirt
by It's Over
$19 $26
Description: Purchasing a product featuring SCP-3008-2 should not encourage personnel to attempt entering SCP-3008. I didn't think we would have to say that, but officials at site [REDACTED] have reported an increase in curious personnel attempting access since the release of SCP-3008 apparel.