Screen Time Bags

Description: Things were simpler when we couldn't carry a screen in our pockets all day. The perfect gift for your mom, dad, brother, sister, boyfriend, or girlfriend! This design is perfect for birthdays, movie nights, holidays, Halloween, parties, dates, gym sessions, or just relaxing at home with your cat or dog. We offer a wide range of products, from t-shirts, hoodies, and masks to phone cases, stickers, home décor, and more.

Description: Unplug in style with this hilarious throwback graphic tee! Featuring a vintage rotary phone and the bold text "Zero Screen Time," this design is the perfect sarcastic nod to our digital-obsessed world. Before smartphones, social media, and endless scrolling, there was just the satisfying click of a rotary dial. It’s a great conversation starter for tech-fatigued millennials, proud Gen Xers, or anyone who loves witty, minimalist retro vibes. Wear it as a funny reminder to put the phone down, touch some grass, and enjoy a little nostalgic humor!

Description: For the true masters of scrolling, streaming, gaming, and endless tabs. Screen Time Champion is a funny, relatable design for anyone who proudly embraces their digital lifestyle with a sense of humor.

Description: A Time To Kill Vintage Courtroom Scene

Description: This surreal piece captures the tension between analog cinema and digital media through a single eye. The pupil splits into a classic film reel and a modern smartphone, with a tear transitioning into a cloud, symbolizing digital overwhelm. Perfect for those embracing screen time awareness, mental health advocates, and anyone seeking a contemplative statement piece.

Description: iOS-inspired typography with a bold screen time stat and ironic “no regrets” subtext. A clean, high-contrast design that perfectly captures chaotic digital life and self-aware internet humor.

Description: A wonderfully nostalgic and hilariously relatable design for anyone longing for simpler times. The ultimate witty quote celebrating the days when "screen time" didn't involve endless notifications, algorithms, or doomscrolling—just you, a giant box television, and your favorite Saturday morning cartoons!

Description: My Cat Has A Favorite Time To Walk Across The Screen

Description: Detox day theme

Description: Simple message about putting our devices down and spending more quality time with family.

Description: Some days the notifications never stop, and this design puts that exact feeling on canvas. A face fractures into sharp, overlapping Cubist planes, centered on a shattered phone screen glowing electric blue through the chaos.

Description: This T-shirt features a vintage 1919 magazine image of a woman driving a car along with the text "Get in loser, we're quitting social media." If you are sick of fake social media bullshit and feel like throwing your phone away to live in a cabin on a lake somewhere, this design is for you. Despite its convenience, modern life is way too full of anxiety and it actually kind of sucks. Let's start a major social media backlash. Deactivate now and stop enriching social media billionaires like Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg, whose products have divided us politically, caused mental health crises for an entire generation, and ruined our society!

Description: The Land That Time Forgot is a 1975 British-American fantasy/adventure film based upon the 1918 novel The Land That Time Forgot by Edgar Rice Burroughs. The screenplay was written by Michael Moorcock and James Cawthorn and directed by Kevin Connor. The cast included Doug McClure, John McEnery, Keith Barron, Susan Penhaligon, Anthony Ainley and Declan Mulholland.

Description: 8bits retro vintage monochramic computer screen adventure time logo back from the 80's.

Description: This design features an image from a vintage science fiction book cover. The text reads "In the future...you will be forced to subscribe to your own printer." All those sci-fi optimists of decades past would be disappointed to learn that the future would turn out to be dominated by late stage capitalist greed, dystopian data gathering, mass surveillance, and social media-induced depression. This is one of a series of similarly themed "In the future..." designs I've come up with. Check my store for the others!

Description: A bold minimalist design for anyone tired of doomscrolling, phone addiction, and endless screen time. Great for digital detox fans, mindful living supporters, students, tech workers, and social media burnout humor.

Description: A bold minimalist design for anyone tired of doomscrolling, phone addiction, and endless screen time. Great for digital detox fans, mindful living supporters, students, tech workers, and social media burnout humor.

Description: King Kong is a 1933 American pre-Code monster adventure film directed and produced by Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack. The screenplay by James Ashmore Creelman and Ruth Rose was developed from an idea conceived by Cooper and Edgar Wallace. It stars Fay Wray, Bruce Cabot and Robert Armstrong, and opened in New York City on March 2, 1933, to rave reviews. It has been ranked by Rotten Tomatoes as the fourth greatest horror film of all time and the thirty-third greatest film of all time. The film portrays the story of a huge, gorilla-like creature dubbed Kong who perishes in an attempt to possess a beautiful young woman (Wray). King Kong contains stop-motion animation by Willis O'Brien and a music score by Max Steiner.

Description: Can't put your phone down? This relatable "Doomscrolling Intensifies" design perfectly captures the modern struggle! Featuring a funny brown dog with giant, wide bloodshot eyes staring anxiously at a smartphone screen that reads "Alert: Bone prices skyrocket!". Complete with a retro sunburst background, vintage distressed textures, and the sarcastic quote "The world is a mess (and my eyes are wide open)". Perfect for internet addicts, overthinkers, dog lovers, and anyone who uses dark humor to cope with digital anxiety and endless screen time.

Description: Brain Rot

Description: Surviving the endless scroll? This edgy "Brainrot Survivor" streetwear graphic features a melting cartoon brain glued to a smartphone. Perfect for anyone battling digital fatigue, doomscrolling, or academic burnout. A hilarious ironic meme gift for students, Gen Z, and those who spend way too much time online. Embrace the chaos and stay offline (sometimes)!

Description: My Screen Time Is Mostly Scoreboards Sports

Description: Celebrate your digital brain dump with this relatable "My Favorite App Is The Notes App" design. Perfect for writers, creatives, overthinkers, and list makers whose best ideas and midnight ramblings live inside their phone. Makes a great gift for poets, journalists, and anyone whose notes app contains pure chaotic genius.

Description: Achievement unlocked: you finally touched grass! This funny retro comic-style design features a reluctant phone user cautiously investigating the outdoors. Perfect for gamers, programmers, internet addicts, hikers, and anyone who needs a playful reminder to put down the phone and experience nature.

Description: Original digital art!

Description: Step away from the screen and reconnect with the great outdoors. This bold vintage-style design features a mountain sunrise, peaceful hiker, evergreen forest, and plenty of grass. Perfect for hikers, campers, nature lovers, gamers, programmers, and anyone who needs a humorous reminder to go outside.

Description: This design expresses humorous relatability for smartphone users. Featuring "A Day Without My Phone Is Like... Just Kidding I Have No Idea", it's ideal for tech enthusiasts and anyone who loves their mobile device.

Description: This relatable design features a tired sloth stuck in a scrolling loop with the text Just One More Video Sloth. Perfect for anyone who loves Internet Humor, this Just One More Video Sloth graphic captures the vibe of late-night Binge Watching.

Description: A smartphone explodes into shattered glass beneath the bold message “Destroy the Short-Term Dopamine Feedback Loop.” The heart notification icon, smoke clouds, lightning shapes, and distressed block typography create an intense visual critique of digital addiction and instant gratification. Bright yellow, red, blue, cream, and black amplify the high-impact comic style while emphasizing dopamine detox, screen-time awareness, attention control, social media burnout, and breaking compulsive habits.

Description: Too Much Wifi, Not Enough Wisdom

Description: Relatable retro cartoon depicting an overwhelmed, bloodshot-eyed capybara sweating profusely under a massive explosion of glowing red notification bubbles, DMs, and mention tags on its smartphone. Captioned "Social Media Was A Mistake." A perfect gift for community managers, doomscrollers, tech workers, and social media detoxers.

Description: I Don't Work Here I Just Stare At The Screen. Office worker computer user humor for desk job professionals and screen time enthusiasts.

Description: Embrace your love for reality television with this humorous design. Featuring the bold statement "REALITY TV IS MY FAVORITE SPORT," this artwork is perfect for anyone who enjoys the drama, competition, and entertainment of their favorite reality shows. Whether you're a dedicated binge watcher, a casual viewer, or a proud couch potato, this design speaks to your passion for TV. It's a fun way to show off your unique perspective on what truly constitutes a "sport." Ideal for those who appreciate a good laugh and spend their evenings immersed in the world of reality television, streaming series, and captivating documentaries. This design celebrates the joy of watching and relaxing with your preferred form of entertainment.

Description: We have all been there with this Just One More Video design. Capturing the essence of Procrastination and Internet Culture, this Just One More Video sloth is highly relatable. Let the Just One More Video sloth accompany your late-night scrolling sessions.

Description: A modern illustration symbolizing time slipping away in the digital age. People are absorbed in their smartphones while an hourglass drains downward, representing lost time, distraction, and digital overuse. This design highlights themes of time management, digital detox, mindfulness, and the impact of technology on daily life. Perfect for those interested in slow living, productivity, mental wellness, and modern lifestyle awareness. Ideal for t-shirts, posters, stickers, and thoughtful gifts.

Description: We've all been there with the Just One More Video trap shown in this funny Sloth design. It captures the essence of Procrastination and Social Media addiction in a cute, relatable way.