Screen Time Hoodies

8bits retro vintage monochramic computer screen adventure time logo back from the 80's.

Introducing our Vintage Parody Mobile Phone Zombie Poster, a brilliant take on the classic American WW2 propaganda posters. This one-of-a-kind gouache painting is a whimsical critique of our modern addiction to mobile devices, featuring the compelling message "Look up! Don't let your brain turn into mush."

If you're going to explore the atomic boom times of the United States, you need to be prepared with the four pillars supporting Old Movie Time Machine's podcasting mission: a Geiger counter, a highball of neat Scotch, an ashtray, and the United Nations. Let time and/or space know that you are ready for anything with this classic rendition of the Old Movie Time Machine cover art. The big one could drop at any moment, so better safe than sorry!

For those of you who wonder what our travels through time and/or space look like, please enjoy this artist's interpretation! The Atomic Living Room design serves not only as a commemoration of time well-traveled but also as a helpful reminder to always check your readings when browsing somebody's house, even if it's 60 years ago. That's what the meters are there for - to be read!

Less screen time more green time saying

The Land That Time Forgot is a 1975 British-American fantasy/adventure film based upon the 1918 novel The Land That Time Forgot by Edgar Rice Burroughs. The screenplay was written by Michael Moorcock and James Cawthorn and directed by Kevin Connor. The cast included Doug McClure, John McEnery, Keith Barron, Susan Penhaligon, Anthony Ainley and Declan Mulholland.

Less screen time more green time saying

A retro textured design of 2 bratty kids that go outside as instructed by their parents. But they have a different idea of what it's like to play outside. Instead of playing sports and getting exercise, they sneak their electronic devices outside, sit on the swing set and play on their phones instead.

check that screen time!

Simple message about putting our devices down and spending more quality time with family.

King Kong is a 1933 American pre-Code monster adventure film directed and produced by Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack. The screenplay by James Ashmore Creelman and Ruth Rose was developed from an idea conceived by Cooper and Edgar Wallace. It stars Fay Wray, Bruce Cabot and Robert Armstrong, and opened in New York City on March 2, 1933, to rave reviews. It has been ranked by Rotten Tomatoes as the fourth greatest horror film of all time and the thirty-third greatest film of all time. The film portrays the story of a huge, gorilla-like creature dubbed Kong who perishes in an attempt to possess a beautiful young woman (Wray). King Kong contains stop-motion animation by Willis O'Brien and a music score by Max Steiner.

Screen Time

This design features a playful Easter egg hunting theme with a video game controller. Perfect for gamers celebrating the holiday! You can print it on t-shirts, mugs, bags, and more

Parenting Humor: My Kid's A Night OWL, Their Phone Is The PREY.

We could all use a little parenting humor, and the kids need some screen time.

We waste so much time, ya'll.

Simple retro game design inspired by Adventure Time's Beemo and Gameboy! Design works well for most colors

Together, we can get through staying apart.

Dive into the blissful silence of the 'Offline Mode Activated' design, your perfect companion for those much-needed digital detox days. This shirt features a striking 'no signal' icon and a humorous nudge to the world that you're on a temporary hiatus from the digital chaos. Whether it's a weekend retreat into nature or a cozy day spent with your thoughts and a good book, this design declares your commitment to unplugging in style.

Stay at home, flatten the curve, physical distance not social distance, don't touch your face, and all that good stuff. Together we can crush Covid-19.

In the dead of night, when the world is quiet, the glow of a screen illuminates the faces of many. This design, titled "I Wish I Could Sleep But There's Too Much Internet Left" captures the modern nocturnal dilemma. With phones in hand and a world of information just a click away, who can resist the call of late-night scrolls, memes, and messages? It's a humorous, yet truthful depiction of the digital age's impact on our sleep patterns. Ideal for internet aficionados and night owls alike, this piece resonates with anyone who's ever lost sleep to the lure of the online world.

In the dead of night, when the world is quiet, the glow of a screen illuminates the faces of many. This design, titled "I Wish I Could Sleep But There's Too Much Internet Left" captures the modern nocturnal dilemma. With phones in hand and a world of information just a click away, who can resist the call of late-night scrolls, memes, and messages? It's a humorous, yet truthful depiction of the digital age's impact on our sleep patterns. Ideal for internet aficionados and night owls alike, this piece resonates with anyone who's ever lost sleep to the lure of the online world.

Is the long hard slog from the primordial slime to the pinnacle of creation worth the trouble? I wonder...

Limit Screen Time

Turn it Off - Kids

Step into a thought-provoking realm where the digital meets the organic with our captivating design, 'In a world of screens be the one worth watching.' Featuring a beautifully adorned skull entwined with vibrant flowers, nestled inside the frame of a TV, this design serves as a powerful symbol of individuality and standing out amidst a sea of screens. It beckons viewers to question the pervasive influence of technology and strive to be a captivating presence in the digital age. Embrace the duality of the design as the delicate flowers juxtapose against the skull, representing the fragility and resilience of human existence. Challenge the status quo, as this design encourages introspection and prompts us to consider our place in a soci...

All you need is a Net fix funny parody for our times

All you need is a Net fix funny parody for our times

All you need is a Net fix funny parody for our times

Old, jewelry, antique, gold watch, decorated with pattern and brass gears on white background. Steampunk style. Vintage pocket watch.

Old, jewelry, antique, gold watch, decorated with pattern and brass gears on white background. Steampunk style. Vintage pocket watch.

Old, jewelry, antique, gold watch, decorated with pattern and brass gears on white background. Steampunk style. Vintage pocket watch.

Old, jewelry, antique, gold watch, decorated with pattern and brass gears on white background. Steampunk style. Vintage pocket watch.

Old, jewelry, antique, gold watch, decorated with pattern and brass gears on white background. Steampunk style. Vintage pocket watch.

Old, jewelry, antique, gold watch, decorated with pattern and brass gears on white background. Steampunk style. Vintage pocket watch.

Old, jewelry, antique, gold watch, decorated with pattern and brass gears on white background. Steampunk style. Vintage pocket watch.