Stable Genius Bags
Description: "Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart," the President continued. "Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star ... to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius ... and a very stable genius at that!"
Description: Long before there was Donald Trump, another very stable genius roamed the countryside, impressing the masses with his knowledge of math, his unsurpassed literacy, and his ability to keep a calendar. We're speaking, of course, of that charming Orlov Trotter horse circa 1907, CLEVER HANS. Of course, of course, in true very stable genius fashion, an investigation showed his entire act to be a fraud from top to bottom, of course, but never mind all that yakety-yak. Go right to the source: CLEVER HANS is the original, never to be bested, VERY stable genius. NEVER FORGET! NEIGH!
Description: Funny vintage equestrian design featuring a stylish horse wearing a floral western hat beside a steaming coffee mug, surrounded by flowers and ornamental details. The message is made for horse people who need several cups of coffee before dealing with humans — especially early-morning riders and barn regulars.
Description: You know what you are. Now, it's time to let everyone else know! Are people at work calling you "dumb" and "unhinged" behind your back? Are they leaking their WRONG opinions to the major news (and fake news) outlets? Show them just how wrong they are. The next time they walk into a meeting, they'll see the truth in YUGE letters, right on your shirt, or your mug, or your onesie. In American Flag Blue, and American Flag Red. BELIEVE ME—there is no better way to show off your superior intellect.
Description: Funny Trump I am a Very Stable Genius product. Show the world exactly how genius you are with this witty quote. USA Political Satire is the best. Perfect gift for all genius people in America. If you are a very stable genius yourself - this is the perfect gift for you. Wear this with full irony or as a full on stable genius
