Stable Genius Hats
Description: Long before there was Donald Trump, another very stable genius roamed the countryside, impressing the masses with his knowledge of math, his unsurpassed literacy, and his ability to keep a calendar. We're speaking, of course, of that charming Orlov Trotter horse circa 1907, CLEVER HANS. Of course, of course, in true very stable genius fashion, an investigation showed his entire act to be a fraud from top to bottom, of course, but never mind all that yakety-yak. Go right to the source: CLEVER HANS is the original, never to be bested, VERY stable genius. NEVER FORGET! NEIGH!
Description: You know what you are. Now, it's time to let everyone else know! Are people at work calling you "dumb" and "unhinged" behind your back? Are they leaking their WRONG opinions to the major news (and fake news) outlets? Show them just how wrong they are. The next time they walk into a meeting, they'll see the truth in YUGE letters, right on your shirt, or your mug, or your onesie. In American Flag Blue, and American Flag Red. BELIEVE ME—there is no better way to show off your superior intellect.
Description: Funny Trump I am a Very Stable Genius product. Show the world exactly how genius you are with this witty quote. USA Political Satire is the best. Perfect gift for all genius people in America. If you are a very stable genius yourself - this is the perfect gift for you. Wear this with full irony or as a full on stable genius
Description: Stick your tongue out at the swamp and it may just drain itself. And if so, it's a truely brilliant strategy, the magnitude of which mere mortals won't appreciate until we read about it in the history books. Perfect gift for all geniuses out there, perceived, alleged, unseen, misunderstood or otherwise. Let that brilliant mind shine!
Description: Believe me, it’s the greatest peace deal in the history of peace deals! This hilarious satirical caricature features the 45th President in his most "divine" form yet. Draped in the Stars and Stripes and ready to bless the economy, this "Peace & Deals" design is the ultimate conversation starter. Whether you're a political junkie, a fan of presidential satire, or looking for the perfect ironic gift for your favorite "stable genius," this high-quality cartoon art is a total winner. Huge style, huge personality, huge sales!
