Standards Bags
Black Standard Poodle Silhouette - I Have Standards Bag
by Coffee Squirrel
$19 $24
Strong Women Don't Have Attitudes They Have Standards Bag
by CosmicEquine Art
$19 $24
Description: A understated vector design depicts a dark gray standard poodle silhouette positioned centrally over a solid black backdrop. Below the standing dog profile, the text "I Have Standards" curves slightly in a cursive calligraphy font. The design emphasizes a sleek, modern look with low contrast, making the silhouette and playful typography feel subtle, stylish, and balanced.
Description: A fluffy white Bichon Frise sits proudly atop a navy blue shield-shaped badge, holding a green bone in its mouth. The badge features elegant white script reading "I Have Standards," accented by a small red sparkle. The clean, classic design contrasts the dog's soft, rounded illustration style against the bold, structured emblem, giving it a dignified yet playful feel.
Description: American Standards: The Hoax Is He Was Never a Legitimate Businessman (Dark Version) The hoax is he was never a legitimate businessman. Say it loud in bold distressed letterpress type that hits like a headline and wears like a verdict. Part of the American Standards for a Healthy Republic series — civic accountability typography for people who remember the court records. Bold black type on white, screen-ready and protest-ready. For anyone who values facts over fiction, receipts over rhetoric, and accountability over mythology. Wear the truth. Letterpress-style distressed typography political protest tee.
American Standards: The Hoax Is He Was Never a Legitimate Businessman (Dark Version) Bag
by Puff Sumo
$19 $24
Description: A fluffy white Bichon Frise sits confidently at the centre of a retro-inspired vertical oval frame layered with concentric rainbow stripes in orange, pink, and purple. Bold gold lettering with a chunky brown shadow spells out "I Have Standards," decorated with sparkle accents. The warm, groovy colour palette and retro typography give this design a fun, nostalgic seventies vibe.
Description: A minimalist black-and-white design featuring a proud Standard Poodle silhouette standing elegantly against a clean white background. The poodle’s distinctive curly coat, rounded topknot, tail pom-pom, and fluffy leg cuffs create an instantly recognisable profile. Above the dog, bold, flowing cursive typography reads “I Have Standards,” adding a humorous and confident personality.
Description: This minimalist graphic features a dark gray silhouette of a standard poodle styled with classic show pom-poms on its legs and tail against a pitch-black background. Placed directly above the dog’s head, the humorous phrase "I Have Standards" is written in an elegant, flowing cursive script. The subtle contrast creates a chic, low-key aesthetic that relies on clean typography and iconic breed proportions.
Description: A glamorous gothic Halloween composition features an elegant witchy hand holding a glowing jack-o-lantern, surrounded by crimson roses, bats, crescent moons, golden stars, and an ornate black witch hat. The bold phrase Spooky With Standards adds confident attitude to the dark feminine aesthetic. Rich red, black, cream, and gold tones blend witchcore imagery, vintage Halloween ornamentation, gothic romance, magical symbolism, and sophisticated spooky season style.
Description: American Standards: The Hoax Is He Was Never a Legitimate Businessman The hoax is he was never a legitimate businessman. Say it loud in bold distressed letterpress type that hits like a headline and wears like a verdict. Part of the American Standards for a Healthy Republic series — civic accountability typography for people who remember the court records. Bold black type on white, screen-ready and protest-ready. For anyone who values facts over fiction, receipts over rhetoric, and accountability over mythology. Wear the truth. Letterpress-style distressed typography political protest tee.
American Standards: The Hoax Is He Was Never a Legitimate Businessman Bag
by Puff Sumo
$19 $24
Description: Outstanding gift for any event, including a birthday, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Halloween, or St. Patrick's Day. Take this gift for your best friend, parents, siblings, parents, boyfriends, girlfriends, sons, and daughters.
Be Bold Enough Το Raise The Standards Of Everyone Around You Bag
by Dalmarts
$19 $24
Description: Root Vegetable Standards: Gritty Political Caricature Tee | Midterms 2026 (No Background) Imagine how nice it would be to have a president whose intellect exceeds that of a root vegetable. This bold political cartoon pairs gritty cross-hatched ink caricature art with hand-lettered type on a blazing red backdrop, built for the 2026 midterm elections. A sharp satire shirt for voters who want competent leadership, better judgment, and real accountability. Great gift for political junkies, sarcastic friends, election night watch parties, voter registration drives, rallies, and family dinners that turn into debates. Conversation-starting wear for anyone ready to vote, volunteer, and laugh. Make your ballot count and wear your opinion loud.
Root Vegetable Standards: Gritty Political Caricature Tee | Midterms 2026 (No Background) Bag
by Puff Sumo
$19 $24
Description: Root Vegetable Standards: Gritty Political Caricature Tee | Midterms 2026 (Dark Version) Imagine how nice it would be to have a president whose intellect exceeds that of a root vegetable. This bold political cartoon pairs gritty cross-hatched ink caricature art with hand-lettered type on a blazing red backdrop, built for the 2026 midterm elections. A sharp satire shirt for voters who want competent leadership, better judgment, and real accountability. Great gift for political junkies, sarcastic friends, election night watch parties, voter registration drives, rallies, and family dinners that turn into debates. Conversation-starting wear for anyone ready to vote, volunteer, and laugh. Make your ballot count and wear your opinion loud.
Root Vegetable Standards: Gritty Political Caricature Tee | Midterms 2026 (Dark Version) Bag
by Puff Sumo
$19 $24
Description: Celebrate poodle elegance with a classy retro-inspired Standard Poodle graphic featuring the witty “I Have Standards” dog lover phrase. A stylish gift for poodle moms, poodle dads, pet owners, groomers, and anyone who adores cute, fancy, curly-coated dogs and vintage dog art.
Classy Standard Poodle I Have Standards Retro Dog Lover Graphic Tee Bag
by Hafiz_With-Design
$19 $24
Description: A witty kitchen-themed design featuring the phrase “Seasoning Has Standards,” celebrating the importance of flavor, precision, and culinary skill. The humorous message captures the pride chefs and line cooks take in creating well-seasoned dishes and maintaining high kitchen standards. Perfect for professional chefs, line cooks, culinary students, restaurant workers, home cooks, and spice enthusiasts who appreciate cooking jokes, culinary craftsmanship, and the bold personality of professional kitchen culture.
Seasoning Has Standards Funny Chef Kitchen Humor Bag
by Design Star
$19 $24
Description: A classy and funny Standard Poodle design featuring an elegant poodle with the witty phrase “I Have Standards.” Perfect for poodle lovers, dog moms, dog dads, groomers, pet stylists, breeders, and anyone who loves intelligent, stylish, and sophisticated dogs. A charming gift idea for Standard Poodle owners, dog lovers, and fans of elegant pet humor.
I Have Standards Elegant Standard Poodle Dog Lover Gift Tee Bag
by Mr. Darcy
$19 $24
Description: This “Low Maintenance High Standards” design features bold typography combined with a simple cactus illustration as a supporting graphic element. The layout uses a clean horizontal structure with strong black and white contrast, ensuring readability and scalability across different print sizes. The cactus graphic reinforces the concept through a minimal visual cue while maintaining a modern and uncluttered design suitable for casual apparel.
Low Maintenance High Standards Bold Typography Design with Cactus Illustration Bag
by Design-INKZ
$19 $24
Strong Women Don't Have Attitudes They Have Standards - Funny Women Bag
by Adiwcasto
$19 $24
