Standards Hoodies
Black Standard Poodle Silhouette - I Have Standards Hoodie
by Coffee Squirrel
$36 $42
Strong Women Don't Have Attitudes They Have Standards Hoodie
by CosmicEquine Art
$36 $42
Description: A understated vector design depicts a dark gray standard poodle silhouette positioned centrally over a solid black backdrop. Below the standing dog profile, the text "I Have Standards" curves slightly in a cursive calligraphy font. The design emphasizes a sleek, modern look with low contrast, making the silhouette and playful typography feel subtle, stylish, and balanced.
Description: A fluffy white Bichon Frise sits proudly atop a navy blue shield-shaped badge, holding a green bone in its mouth. The badge features elegant white script reading "I Have Standards," accented by a small red sparkle. The clean, classic design contrasts the dog's soft, rounded illustration style against the bold, structured emblem, giving it a dignified yet playful feel.
Description: American Standards: The Hoax Is He Was Never a Legitimate Businessman (Dark Version) The hoax is he was never a legitimate businessman. Say it loud in bold distressed letterpress type that hits like a headline and wears like a verdict. Part of the American Standards for a Healthy Republic series — civic accountability typography for people who remember the court records. Bold black type on white, screen-ready and protest-ready. For anyone who values facts over fiction, receipts over rhetoric, and accountability over mythology. Wear the truth. Letterpress-style distressed typography political protest tee.
American Standards: The Hoax Is He Was Never a Legitimate Businessman (Dark Version) Hoodie
by Puff Sumo
$36 $42
Description: A fluffy white Bichon Frise sits confidently at the centre of a retro-inspired vertical oval frame layered with concentric rainbow stripes in orange, pink, and purple. Bold gold lettering with a chunky brown shadow spells out "I Have Standards," decorated with sparkle accents. The warm, groovy colour palette and retro typography give this design a fun, nostalgic seventies vibe.
Description: A minimalist black-and-white design featuring a proud Standard Poodle silhouette standing elegantly against a clean white background. The poodle’s distinctive curly coat, rounded topknot, tail pom-pom, and fluffy leg cuffs create an instantly recognisable profile. Above the dog, bold, flowing cursive typography reads “I Have Standards,” adding a humorous and confident personality.
Description: This minimalist graphic features a dark gray silhouette of a standard poodle styled with classic show pom-poms on its legs and tail against a pitch-black background. Placed directly above the dog’s head, the humorous phrase "I Have Standards" is written in an elegant, flowing cursive script. The subtle contrast creates a chic, low-key aesthetic that relies on clean typography and iconic breed proportions.
