Sub Optimal Bags

Description: Channel your inner stoic police captain with this deadpan design featuring Brooklyn's most emotionally reserved commanding officer and his characteristically understated assessment of disappointment. Perfect for fans who appreciate dry humor and impeccable grammar.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Could have made better choices." Who among us hasn't done a few things that seemed smarter in retrospect? That sixth drink; taking the umbrella out of your bag; maybe even your first marriage!