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This Nemons Support Your Local Drunk design is the perfect funny St Paddy’s Day gift for any Irish and beer loving fans with a unique sense of humor and style. Show your Irish Pride and join the St Paddy's Craic Crew. Featuring a hand drawn pipe smoking, beer drinking vintage cartoon leprechaun and the traditional flag colours of Ireland with a funny slogan it’s sure to raise a smile in pubs, bars or on the street this St Patrick’s Day parade or any time.

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