Attempted Murder Baseball T-Shirts

Attempted Murder Vintage

Attempted Murder Vintage

It just takes three to form a murder.

They thought maybe the party hats would attract more crows.

A black-and-white stamp showcasing two crows, one casting a suspicious glance at the other, accompanied by the phrase "Attempted Murder". An ideal gift for those who appreciate the unique personality of crows.

Attempted Murder Crows

If at first you don't succeed, it's only 'attempted murder'

Many birds live alone, but crows live in a group called a murder.

If at first you don't succeed, it's only 'attempted murder'

Nice try.

Funny, If At First You Don't Succeed, It's Only "Attempted" Murder Black

"If At First You Don't Succeed, It's Only Attempted Murder" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, or those with a taste for dark humor. With a touch of offensive humor and a reference to serial killers, it humorously suggests that failure could be interpreted as attempted murder, adding a twisted and provocative twist to the design. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

A funny play-on-words "Attempted Murder" with 2 crows on a branch waiting for the rest of the crows to show up and form a murder of crows. The words are in a retro typewriter font. A great gag gift for yourself, a friend or family member.

"If At First You Don't Succeed, It's Only Attempted Murder" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, or those with a taste for dark humor. With a touch of offensive humor and a reference to serial killers, it humorously suggests that failure could be interpreted as attempted murder, adding a twisted and provocative twist to the design. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

If at first you don't succeed - it's only //attempted murder// Funny tee // White

Funny, If At First You Don't Succeed, It's Only "Attempted" Murder White

A murder of crows

If at first you don't succeed, it's only 'attempted murder'

Amidst the desolate hinterlands, a solitary mansion stood, its ebon façade a haunting presence on the moonlit horizon. Obsidian-plumed ravens, their plumage as stygian as the abyss, congregated atop the macabre edifice in an eerie avian convocation. With a cacophonous ululation that resonated through the night, they invoked an eldritch rite, their onyx eyes aflame with malevolent intent. Unbeknownst to the ill-fated occupants, the ravens' sable wings bore whispers of ancient curses, and as the ethereal incantations spiraled upward, the very walls of the mansion seemed to exhale a frigid breath of dread.

A funny play on words about a group of crows called a murder. "Attempted murder". A great gag gift for friends and family or to gift to yourself!

If At First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only Attempted Murder

Attempted Murder

If a group of crows is a murder, what do you call two crows together? An attempted murder?

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A pair of crows in a Parisian park.