Attempted Murder Merch
Description: A group of crows is called a murder thanks to "Murders in the Rue Morgue" a well-known short story by Edgar Allan Poe. Since two crows is not quite a group, hence attempted murder. A funny play of words that will make make your friends and family laugh. A perfect gift for anyone who loves crows, puns, funny cool jokes or Edgar Allan Poe. If you have a friend who is a teacher, journalist, writer or anyone who like literature be sure the friend will appreciate a pun.
Description: AND NOW TO OVER-EXPLAIN THE JOKE: Based on old folk tales and superstitions, a group of crows is called a "murder". There are only 2 crows here, and that can hardly be classified as a group. So, therefore, they wouldn't be considered a "murder". They're trying (or attempting) to become a bigger group. Hence, "Attempted Murder". Get it?
Description: Dark humor meets clever wordplay in this hilarious "Attempted Murder" design. Featuring two crows on a branch (just shy of a full 'murder'), this minimalistic artwork is perfect for bird lovers, pun enthusiasts, and fans of gothic or macabre comedy. With bold text and silhouette style, it’s a stylishly smart shirt for anyone who enjoys a little wit with their wardrobe.
