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I practice Bird Law.

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Avian University, School of Bird Law's campus is located in picturesque Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Come learn the nuances of the law as it pertains to warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrates distinguished by the possession of feathers, wings, and a beak.

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Don't trust just anyone to argue your case.

Bird law in this country is not governed by reason

Charlie works in the fine work of Bird Law.

It's not governed by reason!

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It's just that bird law in this country—it's not governed by reason.

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He’s just the best damn bird lawyer in the world. He know law…good! Thank you. Thaaaank you.

Let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?

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Now how about we go toe-to-toe on Bird Law and see who comes out the victor