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Came Saw Kicked Ass Baseball T-Shirts

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i eat ass

Tags: ass, joke, crass, rude

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Remember the exclamation by Peter Venkman at their first catch! :D

Tags: movie, movies, 80s-movies, 80-s-movies, peter-venkman

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Why you always bring me JUNK?

Tags: cars, racing, fast, gas-monkey, monkey

Ass Monkey Garage Baseball T-Shirt

by BobbyDoran
$26 $20
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May 29, 1995 HUNTSVILLE, AL - Starting from the torch monument in Downtown Huntsville, runners strutted south along Highway 431 with the goal of reaching Guntersville without ever needing to walk. Unfortunately, many did not succeed. "It really didn't seem that far," said one participant who fell short of her goal by 8 miles. "I was able to strut at a good pace for the first 15 or 20 miles but by the time I reached New Hope it was a different story. I was half dead! I couldn't run anymore. I experienced a shortness of breath and my movements were reduced to a sulking stagger." Channel 19 News field reporter Jamey Tucker caught up with another participant as he was leaving in his Mercedes-Benz. "I had just gotten off work on Redstone Arsenal and I wanted to run...I wanted to run! It was supposed to be good but the guy that was walking right behind us to see how far we could run had the last laugh. We were so goddamned f***ing tired we could hard hold ass up."

Tags: huntsville, strut, strut-that-ass, guntersville, struttin

Tags: silly, paint, stupid, funny, sneaker

Fake Ass Supreme Baseball T-Shirt

by dmorissette
$26 $20

Tags: ghostbusters, stay-puft-marshmallow-man, peter-venkman, egon-spengler, ray-stantz

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A funny Clark Griswold quote. A fun Christmas shirt

Tags: xmas, santa, merry-christmas, happy-holidays, griswold-family-christmas

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Saitama kicked onto the moon

Tags: the, onto, kicked, kicked-onto, lord-boros

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We've come up with a second version of the Darnell Nurse "Beat His Ass" shirt. This one is WAAAAYYY better than the previous version! Buy it! Wear it! Love it!

Tags: stanley-cup, fight, hockey, ice-hockey, hockey-fights

Tags: homer, animation, anime, fry, simpsons

Tags: funny, internet, memes, zen, buddhist

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Stand back! I'm in the process of kicking cancer's ass. Stronger than cancer. Original art Copyright © Tina Lavoie. All rights reserved.

Tags: colorful, rainbow, saying, text, cancer-hope

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Damn those librarians!

Tags: parks-and-rec, parks-and-recreation, ron-swanson, leslie-knope, pawnee

Punk Ass Book Jockeys! Baseball T-Shirt

by Oneskillwonder
$26 $20

Tags: sword, wolf, lion, leonidas, spartacus

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I Came I Saw I Conkered T-Shirt. Funny Squirrel Pun Shirt for squirrel lovers and chesnut and conker fans everywhere. Original I Came I Saw I Conkered Shirt Design featuring classic cute squirrel artwork.

Tags: funny-sayings, i-came-i-saw-i-conkered, squirrel-pun, punny, puns

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I Came I Saw I Conkered T-Shirt. Conkers Autumn Chesnut Pun Shirt for conker lovers and Autumn fans everywhere. Original I Came I Saw I Conkered Shirt Design featuring horse chesnut conker artwork.

Tags: i-came-i-saw-i-conkered, horse-chesnut, conquered, conquer, conker

Tags: sarcasm, humor, sarcastic, quotes, joke

I Came I Saw I Left Early Baseball T-Shirt

by ClairesDesigns
$26 $20
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A T-shirt dedicated to those who turn up and then sneak off. Whether it's parties, children's birthdays, get-togethers, meetings, functions, or any place you'd rather not be; some folks make it an art of turning up and then bailing out at the earliest opportunity. If you're one of these social ninjas then this Tee is perfect for you. Otherwise makes the perfect gift for any serial bail out artist.

Tags: social-awkward, socially-awkward, nerd, antisocial, introvert-quotes

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A T-shirt dedicated to those who turn up and then sneak off. Whether it's parties, children's birthdays, get-togethers, meetings, functions, or any place you'd rather not be; some folks make it an art of turning up and then bailing out at the earliest opportunity. If you're one of these social ninjas then this Tee is perfect for you. Otherwise makes the perfect gift for any serial bail out artist.

Tags: gifts-for-introvert, antisocial, anti-social, leaving-early, introvert

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Veni Vidi Vici is Julius Caesar's famous latin phrase meaning "I came, I saw, I conquered." Perfect for any competitive event - gaming, sports, business.

Tags: competition, cards, games, sports, gamer

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Julius Caesar's famous phrase - Veni Vidi Vici - I came I saw I conquered - in antiqued faux gold text. Perfect for gamers or anyone with a competitive winning spirit.

Tags: gamer, funny, gaming-nerd, gaming, caesar

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I Came I Saw I Conkered T-Shirt. Conkers Autumn Chesnut Pun Shirt for conker lovers and Autumn fans everywhere. Original I Came I Saw I Conkered Shirt Design featuring horse chesnut conker artwork.

Tags: oak, horse-chesnut, conkers, i-came-i-saw-i-conkered, trees

Tags: font-design, design, caesar, fun, cool

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I Came I Saw I Made It Awkward

Tags: typography, text, humor, humorous, funny

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If you hate being around other people, then let the world know with this funny introvert shirt! This distressed cool introversion t shirt makes the perfect gift or birthday present for the wallflower or shy person in your life.

Tags: sarcastic, introverts-unite, humor, people, antisocial

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Now you can have Tenchi Masaki, Ayeka Jurai, and space pirate Ryoko on your shirt with this Tenchi Muyo! banner shirt, in the style of the 2010 hit film, Kick-ass!

Tags: tenchi-muyo, masaki, ryoko, ayeka, aeka

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I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

Tags: funny, joke

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I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

Tags: sarcasm, saying, humor, gift, funny

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I Came I Saw I Made It Awkward

Tags: joke, fun, humorous, humor, i-saw

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Hangovers God's Way Of Saying That You Kicked Ass Last Night

Tags: geek, vintage, retro, humour

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In celebration of the beat down that Darnell Nurse laid on a certain hockey player recently, we decided to pay homage to the toughest hockey player we know! www.beerleagueheroes.com @beerleagueheroe

Tags: beer, darnell-nurse, edmonton-oilers, nhl, ice-hockey

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There goes the Galaxy...

Tags: futurama, bender, bobafett, boba, fett

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No matter what fighting game you play, we are all part of the same community. Represent the entire FGC with one shirt...well except for pad players ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Proceeds go towards covering increasingly exorbitant season pass DLC costs, premium costumes and $12 vodka redbulls at EVO.

Tags: marvel, mortal-kombat, mortal-kombat-x, tekken, fighting-game-community-member

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I Came. I Saw. I made It Awkward - Funny Introvert Humor Statement

Tags: meme, memes, typography, sarcastic, funny

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Sassy - I Came I Saw I Left Early - Funny Slogan Statement

Tags: meme, statement, humor, typography, sassy

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