Candidate Baseball T-Shirts
Description: Level up your academic success! This funny "PHD Level Complete" design features a vintage video game controller outline set against a distressed 70s circular sunset. A clever graduation gift for doctoral graduates, PhD students, gamer scholars, and university graduates celebrating their thesis defense and degree completion.
Description: I've been operating under the assumption that Trump is an autocratic narcissist under the thrall of Putin whose primary job is to destabilize America's institutions. The way he talks makes me think he uses (or tries to use) hypnosis on himself and his followers. Every time I watch the clip of him saying this, it reminds me of "The Manchurian Candidate" and "Winter Soldier". Are you ready to comply?
Description: A scruffy opossum in an orange necktie gives a thumbs up at the podium microphone, eyes crossed into little Xs and tongue flopping out, under retro campaign lettering that reads "Opossum for Senate. Plays Dead in Committee." Absurd, deadpan and built for anyone who suspects the animal kingdom could do the job just as well. A fun pick for election season, possum fans, and lovers of satire that takes no sides.
