Candidate Socks
Description: I've been operating under the assumption that Trump is an autocratic narcissist under the thrall of Putin whose primary job is to destabilize America's institutions. The way he talks makes me think he uses (or tries to use) hypnosis on himself and his followers. Every time I watch the clip of him saying this, it reminds me of "The Manchurian Candidate" and "Winter Soldier". Are you ready to comply?
Description: A scruffy opossum in an orange necktie gives a thumbs up at the podium microphone, eyes crossed into little Xs and tongue flopping out, under retro campaign lettering that reads "Opossum for Senate. Plays Dead in Committee." Absurd, deadpan and built for anyone who suspects the animal kingdom could do the job just as well. A fun pick for election season, possum fans, and lovers of satire that takes no sides.
Opossum For Senate Plays Dead In Committee Funny Fake Candidate Retro Campaign Possum Socks
by Fisheyed Graphics
$20
Description: Show your support for the ultimate duo with this political campaign parody celebrating Mary-Anne and Wanda 2028. Inspired by classic 90s country music storytelling, this graphic combines red and blue presidential logo styling with a legendary tale of southern revenge. A fun choice for country concert goers, music lovers, and fan road trips.
