Condition Baseball T-Shirts
Description: A circular emblem with a distressed red background and a black border. Inside, a muscular arm is raised, holding a silver firearm. White text reads "ARMED & HAMMER DOWN" around the top and "CONDITION: ONE PURITY" around the bottom.
Armed & Hammer Down Condition: One Purity Bicep Holding Firearm Baseball T-Shirt
by didit artwork pangestu
$26
Description: Original Illustration by Jak Malone. Im a digital artist and content creator with a passion for drag, horror and glamour! Check out my other works! https://www.redbubble.com/people/Jakmalone/shop?ref=typeahead Follow my Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jakmalone_illustration/?hl=en Check out my Twitter: https://twitter.com/jakmalonee?lang=en www.jakmalone.com
Description: Vintage Model 1966 – Great Condition! A funny vintage-inspired design for anyone born in 1966 and celebrating their 60th birthday in 2026. Featuring “Great Condition,” “Minor Wear and Tear,” and “Still a Classic,” this retro age-humor design is perfect for anyone who appreciates vintage style, birthday humor, and a good laugh about getting older. A fun 60th birthday gift for anyone born in 1966. I am the designer, so please be aware of fraudulent listings and copycats. I created and posted this on 8/24/2026.
Description: Technically true. Emotionally debatable. “Mint Condition” is the perfect deadpan statement for anyone maintaining an impressive exterior while quietly deteriorating internally. Clean, simple, and effortlessly sarcastic, this design works equally well for vintage lovers, collectors, and people pretending everything is fine. A shirt for those who are still functioning, which is close enough.
Description: This design captures the reality of mobility challenges for gout sufferers. Featuring "It's Not A Pimp Walk It's Gout", this appeals to people with joint pain and chronic medical conditions seeking funny health statements.
It's Not A Pimp Walk It's Gout Funny Medical Condition Humor Baseball T-Shirt
by lametafisicadeitubi
$26
Description: Born in 1966 – Great Condition Considering Age! A funny 1966 birthday design for anyone celebrating their 60th birthday in 2026. This sarcastic aging design celebrates being born in 1966 while joking about getting older and still being in great condition. Perfect for a 60th birthday, 1966 birth year celebration, or anyone who enjoys funny aging humor, birthday jokes, and retro nostalgia. I am the designer, so please be aware of fraudulent listings and copycats.
Description: Born in 1961 – Great Condition Considering Age! A funny 1961 birthday design for anyone celebrating their 65th birthday in 2026. This sarcastic aging design celebrates being born in 1961 while joking about getting older and still being in great condition. Perfect for a 65th birthday, 1961 birth year celebration, or anyone who appreciates funny aging humor, vintage nostalgia, and birthday jokes. I am the designer, so please be aware of fraudulent listings and copycats. I created and posted this on 8/20/2026.
Description: This humorous design is for Gout sufferers, patients, and anyone experiencing chronic pain. It perfectly captures the relatable struggle with Gout, making it an ideal gift for those who appreciate medical humor. Features the text: It's Not A Pimp Walk It's Gout.
It's Not A Pimp Walk It's Gout Sufferer Humor Medical Condition Baseball T-Shirt
by Fiesta of Pets
$26