Condition Merch

Description: i'm in mint condition!

Description: A design to make you laugh. Design #A0177

Description: A funny design for older person. Design #A0178

Description: A circular emblem with a distressed red background and a black border. Inside, a muscular arm is raised, holding a silver firearm. White text reads "ARMED & HAMMER DOWN" around the top and "CONDITION: ONE PURITY" around the bottom.

Description: Blaise Pascal quote: If the public thought elevates you above the generality of men, let the other humble you, and hold you in a perfect equality with all mankind, for this is your natural condition.

Description: This design is the perfect gift for a birthday, Christmas and other celebrations. It is suitable for women, men and kids.

Description: Feeling unlucky? Well, that's how most people with a chronic illness feel every day. You never know which symptom you're gonna get or how severe it will be. It could be one, it could be all, who knows? Let's give it a spin!

Description: Original Illustration by Jak Malone. Im a digital artist and content creator with a passion for drag, horror and glamour! Check out my other works! https://www.redbubble.com/people/Jakmalone/shop?ref=typeahead Follow my Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jakmalone_illustration/?hl=en Check out my Twitter: https://twitter.com/jakmalonee?lang=en www.jakmalone.com

Description: From one spoonie to another, for more chronic creations check out my shop and follow me on insta for updates @spooniespecies © 🖤

Description: lemongrab fanart unacceptable condition

Description: This design is the perfect gift for a birthday, Christmas and other celebrations. It is suitable for women, men and kids.

Description: This design is the perfect gift for a birthday, Christmas and other celebrations. It is suitable for women, men and kids.

Description: Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel portrait and quote: To be independent of public opinion is the first formal condition of achieving anything great.

Description: "It's a medical condition causing sudden, frequent, uncontrollable laughter that doesn’t match how you feel. It can happen in people with a brain injury or certain neurological conditions."

Description: A vintage-inspired card collector design featuring a magnifying glass inspecting a tiny crease or whitening detail on a trading card. Perfect for collectors obsessed with card condition, grading, preservation, and keeping their collection in top shape.

Description: Vintage Model 1961 – Great Condition! A funny vintage-inspired design for anyone born in 1961 and celebrating their 65th birthday in 2026. Featuring “Great Condition,” “Minor Wear and Tear,” and “Still a Classic,” this retro age-humor design is perfect for anyone who appreciates vintage style, birthday humor, and a good laugh about getting older. A fun 65th birthday gift for anyone born in 1961. I am the designer, so please be aware of fraudulent listings and copycats. I created and posted this on 8/24/2026.

Description: "Guillotine" Design inspired by Jon Bellion Guillotine

Description: "Stupid Deep" Design inspired by Jon Bellion Stupid Deep

Description: Technically true. Emotionally debatable. “Mint Condition” is the perfect deadpan statement for anyone maintaining an impressive exterior while quietly deteriorating internally. Clean, simple, and effortlessly sarcastic, this design works equally well for vintage lovers, collectors, and people pretending everything is fine. A shirt for those who are still functioning, which is close enough.

Description: From one spoonie to another. If you would like a custom colour (design or background) just drop me a message :) For more chronic creations check my page or follow me on insta and don't forget to tag me in your posts @spooniespecies. ©spooniespecies

Description: Vintage Model 1966 – Great Condition! A funny vintage-inspired design for anyone born in 1966 and celebrating their 60th birthday in 2026. Featuring “Great Condition,” “Minor Wear and Tear,” and “Still a Classic,” this retro age-humor design is perfect for anyone who appreciates vintage style, birthday humor, and a good laugh about getting older. A fun 60th birthday gift for anyone born in 1966. I am the designer, so please be aware of fraudulent listings and copycats. I created and posted this on 8/24/2026.

Description: "Jon Bellion Human GPS" Design inspired by Jon Bellion Human

Description: When you care enough to get the very best! Mint condition body or mint condition mind or mint condition attitude.This Mint Condition design has got you covered!

Description: Chronic pain, Fibromyalgia, MECFS, Chronic Illnesses, Too Exhausted To Function design for those whose illnesses, and life, demands you sleep, and do whatever you can to relax.

Description: This design captures the reality of mobility challenges for gout sufferers. Featuring "It's Not A Pimp Walk It's Gout", this appeals to people with joint pain and chronic medical conditions seeking funny health statements.

Description: This design captures a moment of intense urgency and distress, inspired by a classic rock album cover. Features a distressed look with a person in a medical setting and a critical condition graphic.

Description: A L B U M Exodus - Exhibit B: The Human Condition

Description: Born in 1961 – Great Condition Considering Age! A funny 1961 birthday design for anyone celebrating their 65th birthday in 2026. This sarcastic aging design celebrates being born in 1961 while joking about getting older and still being in great condition. Perfect for a 65th birthday, 1961 birth year celebration, or anyone who appreciates funny aging humor, vintage nostalgia, and birthday jokes. I am the designer, so please be aware of fraudulent listings and copycats. I created and posted this on 8/20/2026.

Description: The layout features light gray code on a black background. The code reads: "condition logicat {", "if condtiond priterden {{{{}}})};", "2; --", "3; ==", and "}". The font is monospace, reminiscent of a terminal display.

Description: Do you love the Murderbot Diaries by Martha Wells? Then you know our favorite SecUnit likes to spend time with ART, or Perihelion. This is my fan art crew patch for Perihelion!

Description: Born in 1966 – Great Condition Considering Age! A funny 1966 birthday design for anyone celebrating their 60th birthday in 2026. This sarcastic aging design celebrates being born in 1966 while joking about getting older and still being in great condition. Perfect for a 60th birthday, 1966 birth year celebration, or anyone who enjoys funny aging humor, birthday jokes, and retro nostalgia. I am the designer, so please be aware of fraudulent listings and copycats.

Description: Funny Christmas Santa design celebrating interstitial cystitis warriors with festive holiday humor and awareness.

Description: Undiagnosed But Something Ain't Right. Relatable health humor for chronic condition awareness. Ideal for those experiencing invisible illness or feeling unwell.

Description: The office bully can't be blamed for his behavior towards other, it's a rare condition, and he must live with it.

Description: Express your relatable experience with chronic illness and invisible health struggles. This design features the exact text Undiagnosed But Something Ain't Right for patient advocates and those feeling unwell.