Conspicuous Baseball T-Shirts
The League of Conspicuous Evil Logo Transparent Baseball T-Shirt
by The League of Conspicuous Evil
$19 $26
Description: Rearrange a well known phrase, and suddenly it has a more sinister tone. Now an imperitive highlighting consumption and consumerism. Confuse your friends and mock your enemies!
Eat All You Can - Conspicuous Consumption Baseball T-Shirt
by PinnacleOfDecadence
$19 $26
Description: The chicken is involved, but the pig is committed, and the piggen is doubly involved and committed. It's the breakfast of champions in one convenient creature! After all, breakfast is before anything else. Also known as a Cockentrice, a delicious pig/chicken Hybrid!
Real BAE (Bacon and Eggs) - Cockentrice Conspicuous Consumption Baseball T-Shirt
by PinnacleOfDecadence
$19 $26
Description: The research team is exploring how to produce more sustainable complete meals by combining all the ingredients of your favorite dishes. We have cooked up a combination potato haddock that will be easy to serve a traditional fish and chips with one dip in the fryer.
Chip 'n' Fish - Eat All You Can Baseball T-Shirt
by PinnacleOfDecadence
$19 $26
Description: Our bonkers boffins are back and due to a misunderstanding, have unleashed another monstrosity on the world of flavor. In the effort to maximize the efficiency of eating, and failure to understanding culinary terms, we have combined a humble shrimp with a majestic butterfly to create a flying crustacian with healthy self-esteem and unique taste.
Shrimp Butterfly - Eat All You Can Baseball T-Shirt
by PinnacleOfDecadence
$19 $26
Description: I wanted to encapsulate the full etymology of how we have our modern super fruit, the avacado. From Aguacates to Paltas, and everything in between.
Avocados - A Handsome Pair of Alligator Pears Baseball T-Shirt
by PinnacleOfDecadence
$19 $26
Description: Before it was the tame fruit we call the Avocado, it was known as the Alligator Pear! Lurking in the trees throughout Central and South America, ready to take down any unwary travelers.
The Alligator Pear - Nature's Apex Fruit Baseball T-Shirt
by PinnacleOfDecadence
$19 $26