Conspicuous Merch

Description: easy to notice

Description: The League Logo in black, transparent background.

Description: Rearrange a well known phrase, and suddenly it has a more sinister tone. Now an imperitive highlighting consumption and consumerism. Confuse your friends and mock your enemies!

Description: The chicken is involved, but the pig is committed, and the piggen is doubly involved and committed. It's the breakfast of champions in one convenient creature! After all, breakfast is before anything else. Also known as a Cockentrice, a delicious pig/chicken Hybrid!

Description: The research team is exploring how to produce more sustainable complete meals by combining all the ingredients of your favorite dishes. We have cooked up a combination potato haddock that will be easy to serve a traditional fish and chips with one dip in the fryer.

Description: Our team's greatest achievement - combing cow and lobster to create a mid-size meal of epic proportions. The shining example of conspicuous consumption, now on display in a single entity! Sometimes the cow is a bit on the small side, but sometimes the lobster is gigantic! Dining decadence at its finest.

Description: Our bonkers boffins are back and due to a misunderstanding, have unleashed another monstrosity on the world of flavor. In the effort to maximize the efficiency of eating, and failure to understanding culinary terms, we have combined a humble shrimp with a majestic butterfly to create a flying crustacian with healthy self-esteem and unique taste.

Description: Before it was the tame fruit we call the Avocado, it was known as the Alligator Pear! Lurking in the trees throughout Central and South America, ready to take down any unwary travelers.

Description: I wanted to encapsulate the full etymology of how we have our modern super fruit, the avacado. From Aguacates to Paltas, and everything in between.

Description: The Latin name for tomato is translated as "Wolf Peach" due to the storied history of it causing people to get sick. That is so much cooler.