David Olenick Baseball T-Shirts

A toaster pastry with a cute face saying "Let's Talk About Our Fillings" in a simple, minimalist style.

A worm or earthworm with a cute face saying "Morning People Are the Worst" in a simple, minimalist style.

A vinyl lp record album with a cute face saying "Not old, vintage." in a simple, minimalist style.

A beer pint with a cute face saying "I love you, man," in a simple, minimalist style.

The Loch Ness Monster with a cute face saying "The important thing is that I believe in myself." in a simple, minimalist style.

A bowl of ramen noodles with a cute face saying "Please try to ramen calm." in a simple, minimalist style.

A dropped strawberry ice cream cone with a cute face saying "Let that shit go." in a simple, minimalist style.

A sports foam finger with a cute face saying "Who Cares!" in a simple, minimalist style.

A sunset and fir tree with a cute face saying "Get Away (From Me)" in a simple, minimalist style.

A shark saying "Keep Surfing, Dummies" in a simple, minimalist style.

A t-rex dinosaur with a cute face saying "I Love You This Much" in a simple, minimalist style.

A pug dog with a cute face saying "Whatever. Feed Me." in a simple, minimalist style.

A donut with frosting, sprinkles and a cute face saying "Eat More Hole Foods!" in a simple, minimalist style.

A mug of coffee with a cute face saying "I own you." in a simple, minimalist style.

A bowl of guacamole and tortilla chip with a cute face saying "This is Guacward." in a simple, minimalist style.

A hot dog or sausage with a cute face in a pair of tongs alongside the words "Grilling Me Softly... With His Tongs" in a simple, minimalist style.

A chocolate ice cream pint with a cute face saying "Nobody has to know." in a simple, minimalist style.