Distracted Globe Baseball T-Shirts

Are you Ready Player One to celebrate Ogden Morrow's 73rd birthday, at his OASIS-based, zero-gravity nightclub, The Distracted Globe? Then this print is for you!

The best club for dancing without a dancefloor in the Oasis.

The one easter egg you probably don't want.

Innovative Online Industries, or IOI (pronounced eye-oh-eye) was a global telecommunications conglomerate and the world's largest Internet service provider. A large portion of IOI's business centered around providing access to the OASIS and on selling goods and services inside it. For this reason, IOI had attempted several hostile takeovers of Gregarious Simulation Systems, all of which had failed. Now they are trying to seize control of GSS by exploiting a loophole in Halliday’s will. The IOI's headquarters is located at 101 IOI Plaza in Columbus OH.

Innovative Online Industries, or IOI (pronounced eye-oh-eye) was a global telecommunications conglomerate and the world's largest Internet service provider. A large portion of IOI's business centered around providing access to the OASIS and on selling goods and services inside it. For this reason, IOI had attempted several hostile takeovers of Gregarious Simulation Systems, all of which had failed. Now they are trying to seize control of GSS by exploiting a loophole in Halliday’s will. The IOI's headquarters is located at 101 IOI Plaza in Columbus OH.

The second biggest company in the Oasis.

The second biggest company in the Oasis.

Show your love for the number one Gunter.