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We march ever forward toward the day when humanity will finally accept they are nothing but meat for the grinder. But until that time, we suffer under the ignorance of those who believe salvation comes not from utter destruction, but the weakness of the lesser evil.

Celebrate a milestone with this fun and bold design for an 80th birthday celebration. Perfect for the young at heart turning 80 years old.

Give this funny ’Dab skeleton dabbing birthday party hat’ as a birthday present when someone reaches the age of 50 years old. Congratulations, it’s the perfect anniversary gift!