You want to be the very best? Like no one ever was? Now you can, when you walk into your gym wearing this brand new Pokemon Go-themed T-Shirt! The Pokemon shirt to end all Pokemon shirts, you can impress and intimate everyone who's either just starting to play the popular Pokemon Go mobile app, or the unfortunate trainer who's brave (or dumb) enough to challenge for your home turf! Whether you're on Team Valor, Team Mystic, or Team Instinct, you will make them look good with your new shirt!
Tags: quotes, game, i-go-to-the-gym-every-day, pokemon-go, pokeball
We all know them, the person whose life is just SO TERRIBLE! They whine and complain about every little thing and think it's so edgy to wear black. They aren't just a drama queen. They're a trauma queen. Get them this shirt. They might un-friend you on Facebook. Then you won't have to hear their whining anymore...
Tags: trauma, emo, humor, grunge, funny
Perched atop her glistening egg-sac, bloated with the horrific spawn of the dreaded Aliens, the elegant armored monarch is master of all she surveys. Trespassing on her sacred territory means certain death, be it from her army of devoted drones, fatal impregnation by the fields of facehugger-filled eggs, or the powerful tail and talons of the Queen herself. The eggs bring life through death, and the Queen makes the eggs, spreading her deadly nightmare seed throughout the galaxy.
Tags: aliens, xenomorph, ripley, james-cameron, stan-winston
Some Cat (At) psychologists have suggested thatwhat they're giving to you isn't so much a gift as it is doing your hunting for you. He doesn't think you can catch that rebel scum by yourself. (An update to an old piece, with a more film accurate ship).
Tags: cat, darth-vader, at, rebel, scum
The Wagon Queen Family Truckster station wagon is a state-of-the-art 80s automobile. A true symbol of the American dream that took Clark Griswold and family cross country on an ill-fated road trip to Wall World. This version of the Wagon Queen Family Truckster shirt features a vintage iron-on effect to give it the look of a great thrift store find.
Tags: vintage, christmas-vacation-quote, caddyshack, christmas-vacation-movie, griswold