Greedo Baseball T-Shirts

Han Shot First.

Inglorious last words for an unlucky bounty hunter thanks to director George Lucas and the latest versions of Star Wars in 4K Ultra HD. Maclunky! KAPOWW!! Our very own custom design.

The tables have turned again, and now George is the one with the gun! Half of the profits will go to GiveWell.org's Maximum Impact Fund.

Through the Portal

I want to go to there.

Art by Tehkjira

Han and Greedo dealing changes

When he wasn't hunting smugglers, he moonlit as a bantha sitter.

Capture By Design, Kill By Necessity

MACLUNKEY

Han didn't shoot first because it implies that Greedo shot at all. He didn't. Claim your bounty with this shirt.

maclunkey

Any self-respecting nerd knows Han didn't shoot first, because Greedo never shot, at all! Reject the ret-con! Separate yourself from the poseurs, and show you're a true Star Wars Fan!

Never shoot last!

What do you yell when you shot first?? Maclunkey of course!