Greedo Kids T-Shirts
Koona t'chuta, shopper? As a matter of fact just going to check out? It's not too late to buy this shirt. Oh good, thank you! Reaching for your wallet, I see... [NOTE: Design has a "vintage", worn and "creased" style -- not a printing error!]
Tags: bounty-hunter, jabba-the-hutt, rodian, han-solo, cantina
I agreed to drive Greedo home from my party tonight, but I really regret it now. He just threw up all over my couch and I. am. pissed. I rent that thing so I'm sure no matter how hard I try to clean every bit of puke out of it, I'll still have to pay some god damn fee to rent-a-center. Greedo had promised me that, at most, he'd have just three or so beers. But the minute I leave him alone, he starts doing shots with Jabba and now he's just shitfaced. What was I supposed to do? Let him drive himself home and fucking kill himself? I'm just really unhappy with him right now. It's not just the puke, he's been unreliable for a long time, always cancelling on plans with my friends, and I guess it's just sort of come to a head with this incident. I guess he's still my friend, but I'll be mad for a while.
Tags: funny, a-new-hope, han-solo, han-shot-first, greedo
There are some hives of scum and villainy where they don't serve 'their kind'. That's not how it is in the Mos Eisley Droid Bar, they extend a warm welcome to all kinds. Need a recharge? An oil bath? Maybe a top-up of hydraulic fluids? Or perhaps you just need to power down for a while.
Tags: power-droid, r2d2, robots, a-new-hope, scifi