Major Award Baseball T-Shirts

...except I didn't say "FUDGE."

It's a MAJOR AWARD!

Another great illustration from the renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Crazy Quotes Collection

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

A box came in recently that said FRA-GEE-LAY (must be italian). It must be that major award I won!

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Fra Gee Lay Maybe It's Italian?

Major award

I think it's ITALIAN!

Oh Fudge!

"Fra-gee-lay," that must be Italian. This shirt will help to remind you to plug in your leg lamp in the window. After all, it's a major award!