Ralphie Baseball T-Shirts

A Christmas Story Ralphie Wreath Soap Bar Design by Beau Berkley Art.

It's one of your favorite Christmas characters in adorable cartoon form.

Painting of Ralphie

Endearing young protagonist of the holiday classic film "A Christmas Story," known for his quest to receive a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas despite warnings that he'll "shoot his eye out."

Ralphie Parker's face. Ralphie is the main character in the 1983 classic A Christmas Story

Display your love for your favorite movie with this unique design!

Little Ralphie Glick from "Salem's Lot" and the scene that scared the hell outta me when I was a little kid.

a christmas story

You'll shoot your eye out!

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9x12" water color painted portrait of vampire, Ralphie Glick, knocking on a window from 1979's Salem's Lot miniseries, based off the novel of the same name by Stephen King.

The perfect design for your favorite Christmas fan!

So help me, yellow eyes!

Ralphie May Unruly

Ralphie The Kid

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Ralphie the teenage tripod.

You'll shoot your eye out

The orginial ad for the red ryder cowboy carbine BB rifle from the famous Christmas movie from the 80's.

A Christmas story

youll shoot your eye out

He's like a pink nightmare!

What you wish you'd said in front of your dad instead of Oh F---!

oh fudge

Sonsabitches.....Bumpuses!

Must be Italian. Who doesn't love a Christmas story?

A Christmas Story Tribute

Inspired by one of the greatest Christmas movies, this generation X quote is exactly what you need to celebrate the holiday.

The film is presented in a series of vignettes, with narration provided by the adult Ralphie Parker reminiscing on one particular Christmas when he was nine years old. Ralphie wanted only one thing that Christmas: a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle. Ralphie's desire is rejected by his mother, his teacher Miss Shields, and even a Santa Claus at Higbee's department store, all giving him the same warning: "You'll shoot your eye out."

The old man stood there quivering with fury.

Oh, fudge! You got a flat? No worries. Ralphie will get you back on the road again. His dad was an Oldsmobile man and taught him everything he knows. Just don’t drop the lugnuts!

A Major Award from your favorite Christmas movie.

Race it Ralphie taking your free spirit on road trip of your dreams!

The infamous Black Bart and his back yard gang will be back. Sport this great t-shirt from your favorite Christmas Movie.

A Christmas Story

None of these are as bad as to what will come, so he thinks