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Masturbate Baseball T-Shirts

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Let them know how you really feel and get some laughs. Poke fun at the pick up artist or casual creeper.

Tags: masturbating, dirty, sexual, masturbation, masturbation-joke

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Keep Calm And Master Bait

Tags: no-wife, away, anchor, sand, fish

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For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “According to my new fitness Smart Watch, I've Masturbated for 4.3 Miles.” design on your favorite apparel and gifts.

Tags: masturbation, pedometer, miles, fitbit, smart

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