Monty Baseball T-Shirts

Black Knight: “Tis but a scratch.” King Arthur: “A scratch? Your arm’s off!”

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

"What Do You mean, an African or European swallow?" - King Arthur.

The black knight is invincible.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

“That Rabbit’s Dynamite!” You can look dynamite too in this tshirt, inspired by Monty Python and the quest for the Holy Grail. Design by Jessica Jacobs, 2021

Holy Hand Grenade Script

For the keepers of the sacred words. Inspired by the Knights Who Say Ni, this shirt looks nice and is not too expensive.

No Ordinary Rabbit

I'm getting much better.

The knight who should have taken a "Ni!"

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from Monty Phyton and The Holy Grail

Rabbit of Caerbannog

Mayhem in Mercia

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“She turned me into a newt.” “A newt?” “I got better.”

Elderberry Wine

Monty The Chimp by Robert Jimenez

I decided to draw "Security Breach" characters in my 'Cutie' anime head series.

Nudge, Nudge.

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

Monty from Security breach

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant, Dennis, mocks King Arthur and his basis for a system of government.

"We Are The Knights Who Say Ni And Who Demand A Shrubbery" - Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

They look for the Holy Grail after they are told to by God. The movie at first may seem like nonsense and a silly parody, but in reality,“Monty Python and the Holy Grail” demonstrates the truth of the Middle Ages, feudal hierarchy, and other topics we have discussed in class.

He's terrifying!

monty python and the holy grail

TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

Hope you like it.

Lobbest thou thine holy hand grenade

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.

You've got no arms left !

It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut! Arthur: (exasperated) Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here!

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.