Monty Python And The Holy Grail Baseball T-Shirts

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TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Ni!

Starry Knight

Taunting French Guard: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant, Dennis, mocks King Arthur and his basis for a system of government.

Man: Here's one- Cart-master: Ninepence. Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead! Cart-master: (suprised) What? Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence.... Old Man: I'm not dead! Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead! Man: Yes he is. Old Man: I'm not! Cart-master: 'E isn't? Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill... Old Man: I'm getting better!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Holy Hand Grenade Script

The Dark Side of the Black Knight

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Design is inspired by the Black Knight, a character who appears in the 1975 film, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

it's just a flesh wound

The Black Night

“She turned me into a newt.” “A newt?” “I got better.”

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

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"What Do You mean, an African or European swallow?" - King Arthur.

A design commemorating one of the greatest comedic films of all time.

Almost the Full Monty

TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut! Arthur: (exasperated) Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. King Arthur: Ohh. Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.

Tis but a Scratch

I'm getting much better.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

No Ordinary Rabbit

Black Knight: “Tis but a scratch.” King Arthur: “A scratch? Your arm’s off!”

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

For the keepers of the sacred words. Inspired by the Knights Who Say Ni, this shirt looks nice and is not too expensive.