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GORT - Klaatu Barada Nikto

The most famous phrase spoken by an extraterrestrial

GORT! - KLAATU BARADA NIKTO!

"Klaatu Barada Nikto" design. Gort firing his laser, from the classic sci fi film “The Day the Earth Stood Still”

You must say the words correctly

Yep, you know who you are: you're the ones that know what this is about, and your 1337 skillz means that you are in the club of those in the know. Everyone else: what are you doing here? Go on, get lost, before the manager calls the police.

army of darkness

Everything you need to know to control your cyclopean robot

Klaatu... Verata... Necktie... Nectar... Nickel...

The most famous phrase spoken by an extraterrestrial

Books, Rainbows and Darkness

Klaatu Barada Nikto (I Am Gort)

Klaatu Barada Nikto (I Am Gort)

The Day The Earth Stood Still / Sci Fi Classic Movie

Klaatu Barada Nikto (I Am Gort)

Going back to an old design here. A few months back I did this same piece using the original Barada quote. Now I've seen some contention that the quote may be Verata, so for your purchasing preferance, both are now available.

It's Gort.

Original FAMOUS WEIRDOS Art.

army of darkness

A timely message. Other TDTEST designs right here on Bonzo Tee.

It's not nice to get Gort angry. Other TDTEST designs right here on Bonzo Tee.

Michael Rennie As Klaatu - The Day the Earth Stood Still.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

The Necronomicon. Speak the words " Klaatu barada nikto!"

Gort, The Day the Earth Stood Still, movie, vintage, 1951, Klaatu barada nikto,

Are we standing still?

Gort, The Day the Earth Stood Still, movie, vintage, 1951, Klaatu barada nikto,

Gort, The Day the Earth Stood Still, movie, vintage, 1951, Klaatu barada nikto,

Acrylic painting of Gort firing his laser, from the classic sci fi film “The Day the Earth Stood Still”

World Contact Day is coming up and what better design to show off than this. One of the greatest sci-fi films in history with a timeless message.

Ashy Slashy

GORT is coming for your candy!

Introducing our hilarious and quirky "Funny Names" T-shirt collection, where creativity and humor blend seamlessly to bring you a truly unique fashion statement! These tees are designed to add a splash of joy and amusement to your wardrobe, making you the life of any party or gathering.

Klaatu Barada Nikto (I Am Gort)

Maybe he didn't say every little word, but there were so many options! Klaatu Barada Nikto isn't the easiest phrase to remember, but Ash did his best.