Sonic Youth meets the Rebel Alliance: "I stole my father's Death Star plans. It was all lasers, lightsabers, droids and The Force. Within a week he destroyed my planet and hit the road." White print version for dark (side) shirts.
Tags: band, rebel-alliance, rebel-scum, star-wars, han-solo
We all know them, the person whose life is just SO TERRIBLE! They whine and complain about every little thing and think it's so edgy to wear black. They aren't just a drama queen. They're a trauma queen. Get them this shirt. They might un-friend you on Facebook. Then you won't have to hear their whining anymore...
Tags: trauma, emo, humor, grunge, funny