Schlock Baseball T-Shirts

From John Landis's first feature, "Schlock", it's the titular banana killer himself, Schlock.

It's gonna be a HELL of a night

Putting the Awe in the Schlock

Our show name in the Stranger Things font.

Ambitious failures

The Curse Of The Doll People / The Vampire

Riley's Rangers meet the Ugly Brothers in this exciting Texas Rangers retro comic book cover

Big Ronnie knows Disco!!!

Teenage Jail Bait - Retro Cult Movie Fan

Show your love for the cult classic 'Frankenhooker'.

I'd Rather Be At Home Watching The Thing

3D Frank

Alabama Black Snake is Too Bookoo.

Flying saucer on a thin bit of string, based on the 1959 sci-fi schlock masterpiece by Edward D. Wood Jr.!

Baffling Mysteries comic cover with a sea monster holding a fair maiden.

For all the BD podcast buckaroos and schlock cinephiles out there.

Gaia

From the 1971 cult classic Frankenstein vs. Dracula. This is the attraction where Dr. Durea's (J. Carroll Naish) had his Creature Emporium.

The Bride of Frankenstein ∆ Vintage Horror Fan

Drumpf Easy Cheese American flavored... on a cracker...

Inspired by by the 1953 sci-fi schlock film of the same name, made popular thanks to being in an episode of the cult TV series Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Saturn

A scary vintage comic book cover with a startled couple witnessing a skeleton exit a crypt.

F.U. Hunter and Grutz abuse each other with Schlocky movies for your enjoyment! The least you could do is buy merch!

Our take on the betting scene from Big Trouble in Little China.

Avacad-bro, he's super cool.

VHS Glitch

Retro horror comic book cover featuring a couple being menaced by a supernatural being.

As worn by Stuart Goetz in 1977's "The Van," this shirt honors everything about Boogie Vans, Conversion Vans, and others without veering cheaply into Vansploitation.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Killzone 24, an obscure reference to the killing points on a body from the movie "Blood In Blood Out'.

Retro Web of Evil comic book cover featuring hands choking an unsuspecting victim who dared open a haunted chest.

Celebrate your love for bad movies with this unique design!

For all the BD podcast buckaroos and schlock cinephiles out there.

Support Team Angela from 'Sleepaway Camp'!!!