Schlock Merch

Description: From John Landis's first feature, "Schlock", it's the titular banana killer himself, Schlock.

Description: Schlock Movie Poster

Description: It's gonna be a HELL of a night

Description: Be kind rewind

Description: A truly, truly terrible movie. Laughable bad. Just awful. But yet...

Description: Our show name in the Stranger Things font.

Description: Playful retro sci-fi cartoon showing an unhinged, smiling baby platypus wearing a kitchen colander helmet wired with blinking diodes, vacuum coils, and jumper cables, under the vibrant headline "Future Schlock." A quirky tribute to vintage B-movies, DIY backyard inventors, and classic mad scientist tropes.

Description: Putting the Awe in the Schlock

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Description: The Blood Spattered Bride/La Mariée sanglante 1972 Horror

Description: First they greet you, then they eat you

Description: White Fire 1984 Chainsaw Action Cult Movie Graphic

Description: Bloodlust! (1961) and Blood Mania (1970) Double Feature Poster

Description: For all the BD podcast buckaroos and schlock cinephiles out there.

Description: Piranha Plus The Bees -- B Movie Cult Film Fan

Description: The Spider ----- CULT HORROR

Description: Ice Scream Man

Description: Dawn of the Dead

Description: For all the BD podcast buckaroos and schlock cinephiles out there.

Description: Celebrate your love for bad movies with this unique design!

Description: The Beast With Five Fingers

Description: It's time to get Freako!

Description: The original artwork by Mike Owen for the book Schlock & Awe: The Forgotten Films of the '90s Rental Realm by Matty Budrewicz & Dave Wain

Description: The Bride of Frankenstein ∆ Vintage Horror Fan

Description: Fan art tribute design to the legendary horror punk band the Misfits

Description: The Cops Want to Get Him!

Description: 3D Frank

Description: As worn by Stuart Goetz in 1977's "The Van," this shirt honors everything about Boogie Vans, Conversion Vans, and others without veering cheaply into Vansploitation.

Description: Flying saucer on a thin bit of string, based on the 1959 sci-fi schlock masterpiece by Edward D. Wood Jr.!

Description: Alabama Black Snake is Too Bookoo.

Description: The original logo for the Schlock or Not Podcast.

Description: Riley's Rangers meet the Ugly Brothers in this exciting Texas Rangers retro comic book cover

Description: From the 1971 cult classic Frankenstein vs. Dracula. This is the attraction where Dr. Durea's (J. Carroll Naish) had his Creature Emporium.

Description: Billy isn't having a merry Christmas...

Description: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?