Schlock Merch
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Description: Playful retro sci-fi cartoon showing an unhinged, smiling baby platypus wearing a kitchen colander helmet wired with blinking diodes, vacuum coils, and jumper cables, under the vibrant headline "Future Schlock." A quirky tribute to vintage B-movies, DIY backyard inventors, and classic mad scientist tropes.
Future Schlock - Mind Control Colander Platypus Mad Scientist Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Fisheyed Graphics
$16 $24
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The Blood Spattered Bride/La Mariée sanglante 1972 Horror Phone Case
by CultOfRomance
$17 $23
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White Fire 1984 Chainsaw Action Cult Movie Graphic Tapestry
by ThabitBrothers
$23 $30
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Piranha Plus The Bees -- B Movie Cult Film Fan Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by CultOfRomance
$17 $24
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The Bride of Frankenstein ∆ Vintage Horror Fan Sticker
by unknown_pleasures
$3.15 $3.50
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Description: Riley's Rangers meet the Ugly Brothers in this exciting Texas Rangers retro comic book cover
Texas Rangers in Action Vintage Comic Cover Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by Brockapulco
$13 $19
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