I’m not sure what would be worse, getting bit by a vampire or having parasitic vampire worms infect you by crawling under your skin. The Strain t-shirt displayed here is for fans of the TV show who can’t get enough of its cringeworthy moments. Let’s just say this creepy t-shirt is one step away from keeping a heart in a jar filled with vampire worms. It’s also the perfect tee to wear when you feel like giving out a few free hugs.
Surely an individual such as yourself who is tired of all the annoyances in life is looking for a simple shirt to clearly show how you feel about not caring anymore. Subtle enough that you won’t get shunned in public. Not that you give a f***, right?
Tags: christmas, humor, sarcastic, i-dont-care, humorous