Youll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid Baseball T-Shirts

...except he didn't say "FUDGE"

You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

Stick my tongue to that stupid pole that's ridiculous

Say uncle or I'll pound ya!

Get those mangy hounds in shape

Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

Ralphie is going to shoot his eye out with that BB Rifle and hi's mom is going to wash his mouth out with soap if he doesn't stop cursing. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

I was never asked to help my dad with anything

And it's FRA-GEE-LAY.

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The infamous Black Bart and his back yard gang will be back. Sport this great t-shirt from your favorite Christmas Movie.

Home of the CHINESE TURKEY! Fa-Ra-Ra-Ra-Ra!

Flick deserved better. Damn you, Ralphie.

This is a funny shirt design which reads "NOTTAFINGA!" and is attributed to Old Man Parker of The Christmas Story.

Do you love this line from that great xmas classic?

I think it's ITALIAN!

The iconic "Fragile" line from A Christmas Story. It must be Italian!

From the episode "Homer Defined" of The Simpsons.

Oh Fudge!

Wash your mouth out with soap.

Don't let your Christmas wishes be crushed.

Part of the exclusive Christmas Collection by Jared Buckendahl. Inspired by the beloved holiday movie A Christmas Story and youngster Ralphie Parker, this design is bound to "catch eyes" and turn heads this holiday season.

"You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid! Merry Christmas. HO HO HO!" Here is my homage to that scene with poor Ralphie getting the boot from Santa as he swirls down the slide.

Fra-gee-ley. That must be Italian.

Open 24/7. Get your Chinese turkey for the holidays.

A spooky crossover of Sally’s burton aesthetic and the iconic leg lamp from A Christmas Story

Ralphie's old man gets a major award in the mail and he can't help but display it in the window for everyone to see. Share in his glory with this leg lamp shirt.

Major award

Fragile Leg Lamp

Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Now you can wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

You'll shoot your eye out