Youll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid T-Shirts

Sarcastic, punny, or slightly offensive, we have something for every type of humor. Our tees are a great conversation starter that will get some laughs and turn heads everywhere you go. We cover a wide range of topics: Christian, military, patriotic, political, awareness, pop culture, pet rescue shirts and more. Share your sense of humor or advocate for your beliefs with our selection of hats, tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tank tops, dolman tops, tumblers, and more!

Poor Ralphie just wants a Red Ryder BB gun

A pixel design made to look like an ugly Christmas sweater.

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Christmas for a kid.

This cute and funny Christmas saying will have everyone at your Christmas party striking up a conversation with you! A perfect gift for any kid who loves Christmas or any adult who needs to relive great old times!

The orginial ad for the red ryder cowboy carbine BB rifle from the famous Christmas movie from the 80's.

A Christmas Story- youll shoot your eye out! - UGLY CHRISTMAS PATTERN

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Christmas Funny Gift Pixel Design That Look Like An Ugly Christmas Sweater.

Perhaps the most well-known artistic development of the 20th century, Pop art emerged in reaction to consumerism, mass media, and popular culture. This movement surfaced in the 1950s and gained major momentum throughout the sixties.

You'll shoot your eye out

this is a funny, high quality t-shirt and a perfect gift for Christmas!

Fragile It Must Be Italian - A Christmas Story- Ralphie - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Red Ryder

You'll shoot your eye out!

Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

Ralphie should have listened to the warnings. Celebrate A Christmas Story with this You'll Shoot Your Eye Out design.

Mashing up two holiday classics, A Christmas Story and DIE HARD!!

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out

Ugly Christmas sweater inspired by A Christmas Story

Narrator: And he did. He did shoot his eye out.

Celebrate the Holiday Season in style with our “You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Christmas Story - Knit Sweater” tee! This funny Christmas Story t-shirt, inspired by the knit look of classic ugly Christmas sweaters, features a Red Ryder air rifle and broken glasses, with the caption “ You'll Shoot Your Eye Out”. It's perfect for Christmas movie lovers and is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. Spread smiles with this Chrstmas Story-inspired tee. It also makes a great Christmas gift! Whether you're at a family Christmas party, celebrating the holidays with friends, or blasting Christmas music as you enjoy a lazy winter day at home, this tee is sure to add a touch of vintage Christmas humor to your winter outfit. Don't miss

So help me, yellow eyes!

Embrace the quirky charm of Ralphie's quest for the perfect Christmas gift with this iconic quote emblazoned on your tee. It's a tribute to childhood dreams, holiday misadventures, and the enduring spirit of the season. Whether you're unwrapping presents or navigating the challenges of holiday traditions, this is a festive reminder that sometimes the best gifts come with a touch of cautionary humor.

Don't you still want a red ryder bb gun, even after seeing this movie. I know I do!

Your present is dangerous

Classic!

or was it an icicle?

Sketch from classic Christmas film.

Character designs based on the Christmas classic film "A Christmas Story".

Sonsabitches.....Bumpuses!

I Shot My Eye Out in Hohman, Indiana

What you wish you'd said in front of your dad instead of Oh F---!

Celebrate the Holiday Season in style with our “Ugly Christmas Sweater - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out” tee! This funny Christmas Story t-shirt, inspired by the knit look of classic ugly Christmas sweaters, features a Red Ryder air rifle and broken glasses, with the caption “ You'll Shoot Your Eye Out”. It's perfect for Christmas movie lovers and is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. Spread smiles with this Chrstmas Story-inspired tee. It also makes a great Christmas gift! Whether you're at a family Christmas party, celebrating the holidays with friends, or blasting Christmas music as you enjoy a lazy winter day at home, this tee is sure to add a touch of vintage Christmas humor to your winter outfit.

a christmas story

Youll Shott, your eye out! - A Christmas Story