Bear Butt Merch
If You Touch My Beard I Get To Touch Your Butt, Please Touch My Bear Tapestry
by funfundev
$23 $30
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Description: For those who appreciate refined service, aristocratic nonsense, and toilet humour delivered with dignity, this butler koala arrives bearing the highest honour of them all: the sacred butt napkins. Equal parts classy and ridiculous, it is the perfect design for anyone who likes their comedy dry, their servants furry, and their bathroom jokes strangely elegant. Cool fact: Koalas sleep for up to around 18 to 22 hours a day, which honestly still sounds less lazy than some butlers.
