Because I Got High Merch

Description: This is a funny design about getting high in Pikes Peak in Colorado.

Description: Afroman just won a high-profile lawsuit against police officers over his viral “Lemon Pound Cake” song/video. The song uses real surveillance footage from a 2022 raid on his home. A jury ruled it’s protected free speech and satire, pushing him back into viral attention.

Description: Because I GoT High AFro man weed funny leaf design, 420 pot

Description: If I got kidnapped, they'd probably give me back after 20 minutes because I'm annoying. A funny quote that delivers a ridiculous self-roast through exaggerated and self-aware humor. This witty line leans into relatable personality quirks and absurd comedy that instantly gets a laugh. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys funny quotes and self-deprecating humor, perfect for Halloween, birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!

Description: High-contrast Afroman graphic featuring a distressed black ink portrait with paint splatter effects and bold stencil text.

Description: If I got kidnapped, they'd probably give me back after 20 minutes because I'm annoying. A funny quote that delivers a ridiculous self-roast through exaggerated and self-aware humor. This witty line leans into relatable personality quirks and absurd comedy that instantly gets a laugh. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys funny quotes and self-deprecating humor, perfect for Halloween, birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!

Description: If I got kidnapped, they'd probably give me back after 20 minutes because I'm annoying. A funny quote that delivers a ridiculous self-roast through exaggerated and self-aware humor. This witty line leans into relatable personality quirks and absurd comedy that instantly gets a laugh. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys funny quotes and self-deprecating humor, perfect for Halloween, birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!

Description: i will always succeed because i am insane

Description: High School Made Me Realize I Only Had Friends Because I Saw Them Every Day High School Made Me Realize I Only Had Friends Because I Saw Them Every Day

Description: Afroman.

Description: Afroman just won a high-profile lawsuit against police officers over his viral “Lemon Pound Cake” song/video. The song uses real surveillance footage from a 2022 raid on his home. A jury ruled it’s protected free speech and satire, pushing him back into viral attention.

Description: Funny Quote Wedding Spech

Description: Vintage cartoon cowboy sheriff with stern glare and huge mustache declaring 'Diabeetebeetus I Got The Sugars!' in bold red text. Humorous diabetes pun.

Description: I Scored HIGH On My Drug Test

Description: Cute, fun and adorable design with text 'Sorry I'm late, I got here as soon as I wanted to'. Modern and trendy gift, perfect for the sarcasm lover in your life.

Description: Cole Porter - American Songbook

Description: A design that confirms you've done your civic duty and got vaccinated to help stop the spread and protect yourself the people who are in danger from the virus. Help raise awareness that vaccines work.

Description: Afroman just won a high-profile lawsuit against police officers over his viral “Lemon Pound Cake” song/video. The song uses real surveillance footage from a 2022 raid on his home. A jury ruled it’s protected free speech and satire, pushing him back into viral attention.

Description: I Got My Dipllama Llama Graduate Funny Graduation Day Gift

Description: Own your sideline enthusiasm with this funny "I Yell Because I Care" lacrosse graphic! Featuring bold distressed athletic typography over crossed lacrosse sticks, it makes the ultimate hilarious gift for lacrosse moms, lax dads, coaches, and passionate team supporters cheering from the bleachers.

Description: Lemon Pound Cake Afroman Merch

Description: I Got My Dipllama Llama Graduate Funny National Graduation Day

Description: I Got My Dipllama Funny Llama Graduate - National Graduation Day

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Description: Lemon Pound Cake Afroman Merch

Description: This nurse is vaccinated 2021 nurse gift

Description: Honestly, if you're graduating from high school this year (2020) you're probably getting a bum deal. Hopefully this will help to cheer up you Seniors.

Description: Afroman just won a high-profile lawsuit against police officers over his viral “Lemon Pound Cake” song/video. The song uses real surveillance footage from a 2022 raid on his home. A jury ruled it’s protected free speech and satire, pushing him back into viral attention.

Description: I Got This Shirt Because My Secret Santa Knows Nothing About Me

Description: Jake Wyler sings to Janey B in the stands, which leads to a tasing on Ms. Janey Briggs in 2001's "Not Another Teen Movie"

Description: Bold high-contrast Afroman portrait artwork featuring a smoking graphic and large vintage lettering. Perfect for classic hip hop and rap fans.

Description: Lemon- Pound- Cake- Afroman Suit Meme Art

Description: Bold monochrome Afroman portrait graphic with smoke and signature lettering. Perfect for hip hop and 2000s rap fans.

Description: I Got More Chickens And No One Noticed Because I Have Too Many To Count, Vintage Farm Chickens Lover Gift

Description: I Got More Chickens And No One Noticed Because I Have Too Many To Count, Vintage Farm Chickens Lover Gift

Description: Afroman The Hungriest Man in Show Business