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Street Value of This Mountain Is? Charles De Mar - Better Off Dead Movie Sticker

Description: Better Off Dead Movie

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, better off dead movie, charles de mar, curtis armstrong
Ski K-12 - Better Off Dead Movie Hoodie
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Description: Better Off Dead Movie

Tags: 70s style, 80s, 80s movies, better off dead movie, charles de mar
John Cusack (Lane Meyer) Q-Tips - Better Off Dead Movie Pin
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Description: Better Off Dead Movie

Tags: 70s style, 80s, 80s movies, better off dead movie, charles de mar
K-12  Ski Sign - Better Off Dead Movie Posters and Art

Description: Better Off Dead Movie

Tags: 70s style, 80s, 80s movies, better off dead movie, charles de mar
Ricky Phone Case

Description: You would be wise to do as Mother says, Lane Myer!

Tags: 80smovies, 80 s movies, 80s movies, 1980s movies, john cusack

Ricky Phone Case

by johnboveri

$23

Have You Any Idea What The Street Value of This Mountain Is? - Better Off Dead Movie Tote
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Description: Better Off Dead Movie

Tags: 70s style, 80s, 80s movies, better off dead movie, charles de mar
I Want my 2 Dollars! Tote
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Description: Better Off Dead Inspired Design

Tags: two dollars, 80smovies, movie, 80 s movie, john cusack

I Want my 2 Dollars! Tote

by johnboveri

$20

Better Off Dead Pin
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Description: Better Off Dead

Tags: 80s, animation, cartoon, movie, retro
Everybody Wants Some! Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: If you're stuck behind the grill at some dead-end restaurant job, flipping burgers for the man, just remember that even Pig Burgers can shred on the guitar and pull a super hottie. Everybody wants some!! I want some too!!

Tags: 80s, cheeseburger, comedy, funny, guitar
Lane Meyer K12 Champion Hoodie
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Description: Remember the movie Better Off Dead? Lane Meyer skied the K12 on one ski and won the race! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

Tags: 1985 movie, 80s movies, better off dead movie, famous movie quotes, funny movie saying
Better Off Dead Hat
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Description: Lane Meyer (John Cusack) is a teen with a peculiar family and a bizarre fixation with his girlfriend, Beth (Amanda Wyss). When Beth dumps Lane, he decides to kill himself, making bumbling attempts at suicide.

Tags: 80s, 80s comedy, 80s fashion, 80s film, 80s nostalgia

Better Off Dead Hat

by pxttxx.art

$19

I want my two dollars! Mug
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Description: I want my two dollars!

Tags: 1980, i want my two dollars, i want my 2 dollars, 1980s movies, better off dead quote

I want my two dollars! Mug

by Adventures in Everyday Cooking

$18

Better Off Dead Mug
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Description: Better Off Dead

Tags: action, actor, celebrity, cinema, famous

Better Off Dead Mug

by Goodscene.studio

$18

BETTER OFF DEAD Magnet
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Description: I want my two dollars!

Tags: 80s, john cusack, k12, layne, retro

BETTER OFF DEAD Magnet

by Depressed Heroes Inc.

$4.75

Better Off Dead: How To Pick Up Trashy Women Hat
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Description: "The Most Amazing Book You'll Ever Read" is read in the comedy "Better Off Dead"

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, comedy, cult classic, funny
Better off dead movie gang light Tote
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Description: Better off dead movie you'll make a fine little helper

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, better, curtis armstrong, dead
Vail Resorts, Better Off Dead T-Shirt

Description: vail resorts is the bad guy in the 80's ski movies who want to take over your local mountain and turn it into a corporate shithole.

Tags: 80s, 80s movie, colorado, comedy, epic pass scam
Go That Way Tote
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Description: I know where you can score some... some great merch. Alright that was cheezy.

Tags: 80s, hoops, john cusack, retro, ricky

Go That Way Tote

by Dark Dad Dudz

$20

Have you and idea what the street value of this mountain is? Socks
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Description: THIS IS PURE SNOW!

Tags: retro, 80s classic, 80s movies, eighties movies, vintage
Better Off Dead Gee I’m Real Sorry Your Mom Blew Up Phone Case

Description: Better Off Dead Gee I’m Real Sorry Your Mom Blew Up

Tags: 1985 film, 80s classic, 80s movie, coming of age, cult classic
Two Dollars Tote
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Description: I Want My Two Dollars

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, retro, two dollars, vintage

Two Dollars Tote

by kg07_shirts

$20

Everybody Wants --- Kids Hoodie

Description: Everybody Wants Some Burgers from Better off Dead

Tags: rock, skiing, lane meyer, one crazy summer, eighties
Pig Burgers - Better Off Dead / Pink Floyd Mashup Posters and Art

Description: Instead of Van Halen, what if PINK FLOYD would have been the band featured in the Pig Burgers scene in the 1985 movie Better Off Dead? How many Pig Burgers could you order? THREE DIFFERENT ONES!

Tags: animals, david gilmour, diane franklin, everybody wants some, fast times
Johnny Gasparini Pin
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Description: The relentless (but kinda in the right) Johnny Gasparini from Steve Holland's classic, "Better Off Dead" just wants to get what he's rightfully due.

Tags: 80s, andysocial industries, delviery, john cusack, monsters and maniacs

Johnny Gasparini Pin

by Andysocial Industries

$3.25

Greendale 1985 Bag
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Description: Celebrate your favorite '80s comedy with this unique design!

Tags: 1985, better, classic, dead, john cusack

Greendale 1985 Bag

by GloopTrekker

$24

A Perfectly Good White Boy Magnet
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Description: Man, that’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that.

Tags: 80s, eighties, retro, john cusack

A Perfectly Good White Boy Magnet

by BadAsh Designs

$4.75

Better off dead Lane Sax Pillow
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Description: Better off dead Lane sax

Tags: 80s movies, better, christmas, dead, john cusack

Better off dead Lane Sax Pillow

by JRN Productions

$28

Everybody Wants Some! Tapestry

Description: Don't forget to "Pat The Pig" as you try to impress the French foreign exchange student.

Tags: movie, food, van halen, fast food, eddie van halen
If something gets in your way...Turn Kids Hoodie

Description: This is pure snow! It's everywhere!

Tags: ski instructor, vail, aspen, ski school, mountain
Lane Meyer K12 Champion Worn Lts Pillow
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Description: Remember the movie Better Off Dead? Lane Meyer skied the K12 on one ski and won the race! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

Tags: 1985 movie, 80s movies, better off dead movie, famous movie quotes, funny movie saying
A Small Taste of Success Kids Hoodie

Description: Elevate your style and mindset with this Better Off Dead-inspired design. Channel the determined spirit of Lane Myer and let this quote be a reminder that a little taste of success can go a long way. Whether you're conquering personal goals or taking on life's challenges, this is a symbol of your journey toward success. So, embrace the wisdom of Better Off Dead and let your style reflect the confidence that comes with even a small taste of triumph!

Tags: 1980s, 1980s movies, 1980s retro, 80s, 80s movie

A Small Taste of Success Kids Hoodie

by Eighties Flick Flashback

$36

Better Off Dead: Two Dollars Kids Hoodie

Description: He really wants that two bucks!

Tags: 1980s, 80s, 80s movies, bike, i want my 2 dollars
Everybody Wants Some Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Everybody Wants Some

Tags: 80s movies, everybody wants some, french, greendale, john cusack
Two Dollars Pillow
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Description: Probably the funniest thing about the movie

Tags: john cusack, 80s, retro, cash, eighties

Two Dollars Pillow

by KewlZidane

$28

Sorry Your Mom Blew Up Socks
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Description: Gee, I’m really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky. The doctor says she’ll be okay, but she won’t be able to eat any spicy foods for a while.

Tags: retro, layne, john cusack, 80s

Sorry Your Mom Blew Up Socks

by BadAsh Designs

$20

The K-12 Shorts
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Description: Hit the slopes with our Better Off Dead-inspired design that captures the daring spirit of Lane Myer's legendary K-12 ski run! This design is a stylish homage to Lane's epic quest for love and triumph on the slopes. Whether you're a skiing enthusiast or just embracing life's challenges, display this design as a reminder to approach every journey with determination and a touch of '80s flair.

Tags: 1980s, 1980s movie quote, 1980s movies, 1980s retro, 80s

The K-12 Shorts

by Eighties Flick Flashback

$27

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