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Street Value of This Mountain Is? Charles De Mar - Better Off Dead Movie Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Better Off Dead Movie

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, better off dead movie, charles de mar, curtis armstrong
Better Off Dead Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Better Off Dead

Tags: 80s, animation, cartoon, movie, retro
Ski K-12 - Better Off Dead Movie Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Better Off Dead Movie

Tags: 70s style, 80s, 80s movies, better off dead movie, charles de mar
Better Off Dead Tote
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Description: Lane Meyer (John Cusack) is a teen with a peculiar family and a bizarre fixation with his girlfriend, Beth (Amanda Wyss). When Beth dumps Lane, he decides to kill himself, making bumbling attempts at suicide.

Tags: 80s, 80s comedy, 80s fashion, 80s film, 80s nostalgia

Better Off Dead Tote

by pxttxx.art

$20

Better Off Dead Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Better Off Dead

Tags: action, actor, celebrity, cinema, famous
Ricky Tapestry

Description: You would be wise to do as Mother says, Lane Myer!

Tags: 80smovies, 80 s movies, 80s movies, 1980s movies, john cusack

Ricky Tapestry

by johnboveri

$30

BETTER OFF DEAD Shorts
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Description: I want my two dollars!

Tags: 80s, john cusack, k12, layne, retro

BETTER OFF DEAD Shorts

by Depressed Heroes Inc.

$27

I Want my 2 Dollars! Posters and Art

Description: Better Off Dead Inspired Design

Tags: two dollars, 80smovies, movie, 80 s movie, john cusack
John Cusack (Lane Meyer) Q-Tips - Better Off Dead Movie Tapestry

Description: Better Off Dead Movie

Tags: 70s style, 80s, 80s movies, better off dead movie, charles de mar
Have You Any Idea What The Street Value of This Mountain Is? - Better Off Dead Movie Mug
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Description: Better Off Dead Movie

Tags: 70s style, 80s, 80s movies, better off dead movie, charles de mar
Everybody Wants Some! Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: If you're stuck behind the grill at some dead-end restaurant job, flipping burgers for the man, just remember that even Pig Burgers can shred on the guitar and pull a super hottie. Everybody wants some!! I want some too!!

Tags: 80s, cheeseburger, comedy, funny, guitar
Vail Resorts, Better Off Dead Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: vail resorts is the bad guy in the 80's ski movies who want to take over your local mountain and turn it into a corporate shithole.

Tags: 80s, 80s movie, colorado, comedy, epic pass scam
Better off dead movie gang light Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Better off dead movie you'll make a fine little helper

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, better, curtis armstrong, dead
I want my two dollars! T-Shirt

Description: I want my two dollars!

Tags: 1980, i want my two dollars, i want my 2 dollars, 1980s movies, better off dead quote

I want my two dollars! T-Shirt

by Adventures in Everyday Cooking

$24

Lane Meyer K12 Champion Shorts
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Description: Remember the movie Better Off Dead? Lane Meyer skied the K12 on one ski and won the race! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, must-have, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending

Tags: 1985 movie, 80s movies, better off dead movie, famous movie quotes, funny movie saying
Better Off Dead: How To Pick Up Trashy Women Bag
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Description: "The Most Amazing Book You'll Ever Read" is read in the comedy "Better Off Dead"

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, comedy, cult classic, funny
Better Off Ted Veridian Dynamics "We're Sorry. You're Welcome" Socks
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Description: One of many slogans from the over the top firm Ted Crisp works for from the criminally underrated sitcom "Better Off Ted."

Tags: abc, andrea anders, brilliant but cancelled, fictional company, jay harrington
Go That Way Socks
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Description: I know where you can score some... some great merch. Alright that was cheezy.

Tags: 80s, hoops, john cusack, retro, ricky

Go That Way Socks

by Dark Dad Dudz

$20

K-12  Ski Sign - Better Off Dead Movie Pillow
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Description: Better Off Dead Movie

Tags: 70s style, 80s, 80s movies, better off dead movie, charles de mar
Better Off Dead Gee I’m Real Sorry Your Mom Blew Up Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Better Off Dead Gee I’m Real Sorry Your Mom Blew Up

Tags: 1985 film, 80s classic, 80s movie, coming of age, cult classic
Have you and idea what the street value of this mountain is? Kids Hoodie

Description: THIS IS PURE SNOW!

Tags: retro, 80s classic, 80s movies, eighties movies, vintage
Better off dead Lane Sax Sticker

Description: Better off dead Lane sax

Tags: 80s movies, better, christmas, dead, john cusack

Better off dead Lane Sax Sticker

by JRN Productions

$3.50

Better Off Dead: Two Dollars Shorts
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Description: He really wants that two bucks!

Tags: 1980s, 80s, 80s movies, bike, i want my 2 dollars
A Perfectly Good White Boy Tote
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Description: Man, that’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that.

Tags: 80s, eighties, retro, john cusack

A Perfectly Good White Boy Tote

by BadAsh Designs

$20

Everybody Wants Some! Posters and Art

Description: Don't forget to "Pat The Pig" as you try to impress the French foreign exchange student.

Tags: movie, food, van halen, fast food, eddie van halen
Everybody Wants --- Posters and Art

Description: Everybody Wants Some Burgers from Better off Dead

Tags: rock, skiing, lane meyer, one crazy summer, eighties
Two Dollars Mug
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Description: I Want My Two Dollars

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, retro, two dollars, vintage

Two Dollars Mug

by kg07_shirts

$18

Pig Burgers - Better Off Dead / Pink Floyd Mashup Pin
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Description: Instead of Van Halen, what if PINK FLOYD would have been the band featured in the Pig Burgers scene in the 1985 movie Better Off Dead? How many Pig Burgers could you order? THREE DIFFERENT ONES!

Tags: animals, david gilmour, diane franklin, everybody wants some, fast times
A Small Taste of Success Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Elevate your style and mindset with this Better Off Dead-inspired design. Channel the determined spirit of Lane Myer and let this quote be a reminder that a little taste of success can go a long way. Whether you're conquering personal goals or taking on life's challenges, this is a symbol of your journey toward success. So, embrace the wisdom of Better Off Dead and let your style reflect the confidence that comes with even a small taste of triumph!

Tags: 1980s, 1980s movies, 1980s retro, 80s, 80s movie

A Small Taste of Success Crewneck Sweatshirt

by Eighties Flick Flashback

$35

Better Off Dead I want my two dollars 2 Pin
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Description: Better Off Dead I want my two dollars 2

Tags: 80 s movie, 80smovies, john cusack, movie, two dollars
Better Off Dead Sticker

Description: Lane Meyer (John Cusack) is a teen with a peculiar family and a bizarre fixation with his girlfriend, Beth (Amanda Wyss).

Tags: 80s nostalgia, classic films, comedy films, cult movies, film

Better Off Dead Sticker

by pxttxx.art

$3.50

Better Off Dead Phone Case

Description: Better Off Dead

Tags: badgers space shuttle, charles demar says relax, cheap greendale, everybody wants some, greendale

Better Off Dead Phone Case

by Vandalay Industries

$23

If something gets in your way...Turn T-Shirt

Description: This is pure snow! It's everywhere!

Tags: ski instructor, vail, aspen, ski school, mountain
Everybody Wants Some Shorts
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Description: Everybody Wants Some

Tags: 80s movies, everybody wants some, french, greendale, john cusack

Everybody Wants Some Shorts

by Vandalay Industries

$27

Love this Better Off Dead Kids T-Shirt

Description: The Price is Right

Tags: adam sandler, bid, billy madison, bob barker, drew carey
Bad Boys Of The 80s Tote
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Description: Bad Boys Of The 80s

Tags: 80s, 80s kid, bad boys of the 80s, better off dead, biff tannen

Bad Boys Of The 80s Tote

by DarkLordPug

$20

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