Bitchen Merch

Description: Show your love for the world's best podcast no one's ever heard of! Or maybe you've never heard of it but you just dig the logo! I mean, it's cute, right?

Description: When you're on Team Bitchen, you can sit with us! It's sort of like our logo, but Barbie pink, for that extra bit of flair!

Description: Our name in Japanese kanji! (For real, we verified it with a friend who's fluent.)

Description: Show off your love for the classic Camaro with this distressed,"bitchen" design.

Description: Bitchen, 70's slang used by teens

Description: A dark themed graphic featuring a skull with red horns and glowing red eyes. Geometric lines form a background behind the skull. Text at the top reads "WARLOCK". Below the skull, text reads "IT'S LIKE A HAVING A CREEPY SUGAR DADDY BUT WITH A BITCHIN SPELLS".

Description: Cartoon like illustration with cooking quote typography, no bitchen in my kitchen.