Blackadder Merch

Description: A Cunning Plan

Description: A Cunning Plan

Description: Scheming through the centuries, the Blackadders were a dynasty of backstabbing bastards. Somehow they never really made any friends on their way to the top … which is why most of them never made it there, but died trying. Here’s to Edmund!

Description: A Cunning Plan

Description: A Cunning Plan

Description: Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil.

Description: The Prince Regent quote from Blackadder a British classic tv series

Description: Blackadder

Description: Blackadder

Description: Typewriter quote from Blackadder

Description: Flash by Name, Flash by Nature

Description: Blackadder

Description: It's a bloody Aardvark!

Description: Blackadder quote, from the dictionary that didn't have sausage in it...

Description: I want a prezzie

Description: A typical Edmund response to the festive season.

Description: Mr Brain has long since Departed...

Description: I have a cunning plan. It’s as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University.

Description: A congratulation invented by Edmund Blackadder to mock Doctor Samuel Johnson, author of the first dictionary, alleged to contain every word in the English language. "Allow me to be the first to offer Dr. Johnson my most sincere contrafibularities! I am anaspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused him such pericombobulation."

Description: Tally Ho Yippety Dip and Zing Zang Spillip

Description: We didn't get any messages, and Captain Blackadder definitely did not shoot that delicious plump-breasted pigeon.

Description: When Baldrick attempts to rewrite the dictionary this is about as far as he got.

Description: Flash by Name, Flash by Nature

Description: Two million chicks, only one Flashheart

Description: Madder than Old Mad Jack McMad..... well arnt we all....

Description: One of Edmund Blackadders most famous quotes.

Description: The entire script to Blackadder Goes Forth Script episode: Goodbyeee

Description: All about the good food and violent stomach cramp.... We all over eat..

Description: Quotes from Blackadder

Description: Black adder and the prince regent with the writer of the dictionary.

Description: Sometimes things we do seem incomprehensible to previous generations. This design is inspired by an episode of Blackadder II, where Edmund tries to conceal a wild party going on in another room from Lord and Lady Whiteadder. his ridiculously puritan aged relatives.

Description: The best place for pies in all of old London town.

Description: If you like your coffee made with mud, dandruff and saliva then Baldrick's Mud is the place to be.

Description: Typewriter quote from Blackadder

Description: ...and you have a woman's purse.

Description: Another great quote from Edmund Blackadder