Born Survivor Merch

Description: Pastel water bear design

Description: Embrace the chaos with this "Born to Shit Forced to Wipe" Cat T-Shirt! Featuring a funny Japanese-style design with a quirky cat meme, this unhinged tee is perfect for Gen Z meme fans, weirdcore lovers, and anyone who’s survived a tummy ache. Ideal for cat lovers and dank meme enthusiasts alike!

Description: Lawn Darts the game to survive from the 1970s and 1980s. Lawn darts (also known as Javelin darts, jarts, lawn jarts or yard darts) is a lawn game for two players or teams. A lawn dart set usually includes four large darts and two targets. The game play and objective are similar to those of both horseshoes and darts. The darts are typically 12 inches (30cm) in length with a weighted metal or plastic tip on one end and three plastic fins on a rod at the other end. The darts are intended to be tossed underhand toward a horizontal ground target, where the weighted end hits first and sticks into the ground. The target is typically a plastic ring, and landing anywhere within the ring scores a point.

Description: The new Lara is a real survivor.

Description: This striking stroke awareness design features a powerful warrior kneeling with sword in hand, symbolizing resilience, courage, and the fight to rise again. With the message “Nobody is born a warrior,” it honors survivors who choose strength every day. Perfect for stroke survivors, caregivers, and supporters who stand for hope, recovery, and determination.

Description: Still not bitten

Description: Calm your Tuts vibes (Egyptian puns only). History degree loading (5 years minimum). Don't make me repeat myself (I will). Footnote everything soul (citation anxiety). Genealogy puzzle energy (census deep dive). Dead kings reading club (ghost book club). History nerd mode (socially awkward). Primary source chaos (old handwriting tears). Past tense perfectionist (was, were, had). Footnote detective energy (called out your source).

Description: Show your September pride or support childhood cancer awareness with this In September We Wear Gold design. Perfect for September birthdays and gold ribbon supporters.

Description: In October We Wear Pink for Breast Cancer Awareness. A design for Breast Cancer Survivors, Warriors, and Black Woman Queens born in October.

Description: This design represents the strength and resilience of cancer warriors and breast cancer survivors. Featuring the powerful message, Cancer Are Extremely Difficult To Manipulate, it appeals to those seeking cancer awareness support and individuals who appreciate a clever zodiac Cancer saying.

Description: Our hearts and prayers go out to all our friends, families, and business partners across Jamaica

Description: This bold stroke awareness design delivers a powerful message of strength, resilience, and determination. Featuring a warrior helmet, sword, and red awareness ribbon, it honors survivors who rise, fight, and never back down. Perfect for stroke survivors, fighters, caregivers, and supporters who believe in courage and perseverance through every challenge.

Description: Built different! This tough tabby street cat stands ready in a gritty urban alley wearing a tactical vest covered in patches - "8-BIT LION," "SURVIVAL," "GAMER," and paw print badges. With intense golden eyes, a newsboy cap, and gripping a controller with battle-worn paws, this feline survivor embodies hardcore gaming spirit. The dark, atmospheric background features brick walls with "SURVIVE" and "STREET CATS" graffiti, scattered cans, and urban decay. The bold "BORN TO SURVIVE" text arcs overhead, declaring this cat's unbreakable gaming spirit. Perfect for hardcore gamers, survival game fans, cat lovers who appreciate tough aesthetics, and anyone who games through the struggle!

Description: For fans of the CEREBRO podcast. Original art and design by Valentine M. Smith.

Description: Inspired by the new Tomb Raider game by Crystal Dynamics and Square Enix, this design was intended to show the great adventurer that this woman will become as well as invoke her tattered and harsh beginning

Description: Born in Beirut 1975 for all of those who made it through the Lebanese Civil war. Send us your picture wearing this t-shirt Hashtag #bearded_papa and mention @bearded_papa to be featured.

Description: Featuring the funny phrase Gen X dial up survivor. in black text. Great for all those born Generation X. Funny generation x design to show to millennials or boomers. Funny gen x humor design for the children of boomers and the parents of millennials. Use this sarcastic gen x design to show your sarcasm humor. Great for those born the 60s 70s and 80s.

Description: Simple white design inspired by Lara Croft and her rebirth in 2013.

Description: Born in Beirut 1975 for all of those who made it through the Lebanese Civil war. Send us your picture wearing this t-shirt Hashtag #bearded_papa and mention @bearded_papa to be featured.

Description: A survivor is born.

Description: 2020 - The Year Shit Got Real

Description: A Legendary design for everyone.