Born Survivor Merch
Description: Embrace the chaos with this "Born to Shit Forced to Wipe" Cat T-Shirt! Featuring a funny Japanese-style design with a quirky cat meme, this unhinged tee is perfect for Gen Z meme fans, weirdcore lovers, and anyone who’s survived a tummy ache. Ideal for cat lovers and dank meme enthusiasts alike!
Description: Lawn Darts the game to survive from the 1970s and 1980s. Lawn darts (also known as Javelin darts, jarts, lawn jarts or yard darts) is a lawn game for two players or teams. A lawn dart set usually includes four large darts and two targets. The game play and objective are similar to those of both horseshoes and darts. The darts are typically 12 inches (30cm) in length with a weighted metal or plastic tip on one end and three plastic fins on a rod at the other end. The darts are intended to be tossed underhand toward a horizontal ground target, where the weighted end hits first and sticks into the ground. The target is typically a plastic ring, and landing anywhere within the ring scores a point.
Description: Poke fun at getting older with this hilarious Please Be Patient With Me Im From The 1900s Shirt featuring a vintage horse-drawn covered wagon illustration. A funny 80s and 90s baby birthday Shirt for Millennials, Gen X, and anyone born before 2000.
Please Be Patient With Me Im From The 1900s Covered Wagon Mug
by Cosmic Void Collective
$13 $18
Description: Calm your Tuts vibes (Egyptian puns only). History degree loading (5 years minimum). Don't make me repeat myself (I will). Footnote everything soul (citation anxiety). Genealogy puzzle energy (census deep dive). Dead kings reading club (ghost book club). History nerd mode (socially awkward). Primary source chaos (old handwriting tears). Past tense perfectionist (was, were, had). Footnote detective energy (called out your source).
Description: This design represents the strength and resilience of cancer warriors and breast cancer survivors. Featuring the powerful message, Cancer Are Extremely Difficult To Manipulate, it appeals to those seeking cancer awareness support and individuals who appreciate a clever zodiac Cancer saying.
Description: Our hearts and prayers go out to all our friends, families, and business partners across Jamaica
Pray for Jamaica! Hurricane Melissa Jamaican Support Gift Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Jamrock Designs
$35
Description: Featuring the funny phrase Gen X dial up survivor. in black text. Great for all those born Generation X. Funny generation x design to show to millennials or boomers. Funny gen x humor design for the children of boomers and the parents of millennials. Use this sarcastic gen x design to show your sarcasm humor. Great for those born the 60s 70s and 80s.
