Bottle Up Merch
Description: Cosmic bottle hand-drawn illustration featuring an entire galaxy storm trapped inside a glass bottle. This restless emotional design shows a message-in-a-bottle with a teal nebula spiral, a bouncing comet, a crescent moon, and stars all swirling inside, sealed with a red cork and labeled COSMOS. The chaos inside contrasts the empty quiet space outside. Drawn pixel by pixel in MS Paint with wobbly glass outlines and flat imperfect charm. Perfect for deep feelers, space dreamers, cosmic aesthetic lovers, and anyone who keeps a universe bottled up inside.
Description: Sometimes the healthiest thing to do is... absolutely not process your emotions. This vintage-inspired design features a mischievous cartoon bottle in classic 1930s rubber-hose animation style, complete with oversized gloves, big shoes, and a flaming rag. Printed in a distressed retro screen-print aesthetic, it's perfect for fans of dark humor, vintage cartoons, ironic graphics, punk attitude, and questionable life advice. A fun conversation starter for anyone who appreciates sarcastic humor, retro mascots, and old-school animation with a slightly chaotic twist.
Description: Step into the vivid, daydream-fueled world of Margaret Reynolds with this "Artist's Magazine" style tribute to Up The Sandbox. Capturing the essence of Barbra Streisand's most experimental and satirical role, this piece highlights the surreal collision of domestic duty and wild fantasy. This design is a nod to the 1970s feminist film movement. It's witty, it's chaotic, and it's unapologetically bold-just like Streisand herself.
Description: Express your true feelings with our I Don't Bottle Up My Emotions Sarcastic Punny, perfect for those who appreciate a witty sense of humor. With a clever design and comfortable fit, this shirt is a great conversation starter and a fun addition to your wardrobe. Let your personality shine through with this playful and lighthearted statement piece.
Description: A glossy blue-black house fly pauses on a window frame, its iridescent body catching the sunlight while compound eyes sparkle. Real macro insect photography highlighting the tiny, shimmering details of everyday critters—no AI. Perfect for bug enthusiasts, nature macro fans, and anyone fascinated by the hidden beauty in the small things.
Description: This unique design captures the essence of modern-day exasperation with a vintage pharmaceutical twist. It showcases a detailed illustration of a medicine bottle, humorously labeled with ingredients like "Liquid Patience," "False Hope," and "Bitter Disappointment Dust." The bold statement "YOU ARE EXCEEDING THE LIMITS OF MY MEDICATION" perfectly encapsulates the feeling of being pushed to the brink. This witty graphic is ideal for those who appreciate sarcastic humor and have a jaded outlook on life. It's a relatable expression for anyone who's ever felt their patience wearing thin, their tolerance running low, or simply reached their breaking point. The side effects listed, such as "Eye Rolling," "Sarcasm," and "Walking Away," add another
Description: This humorous design features a keg, pint, and bottle of beer alongside the phrase "shut up liver you're fine". Perfect for beer lovers and those who enjoy a good drinking session, this design is sure to bring a smile to anyone's face. Whether you're out partying with friends or enjoying a quiet night at home, this design is a great way to show off your love for beer and your sense of humor. So go ahead, grab a cold one and let your liver know that everything is A-OK!
Description: A humorous depiction of a raccoon dressed as a cowboy, wearing a cowboy hat and a vest, holding a bottle, riding on the back of a goose that is also wearing a cowboy hat. The text "BORN TO DILLY DALLY" curves above the characters, and "FORCED TO PICK UP THE PACE" is below. The style is cartoony with bold outlines.
Description: A retro-styled composition featuring a blonde pin-up woman in a red top and yellow skirt riding a blue dolphin. She holds a bottle of beer and a glass of beer. Behind her is a target-like circle with laurel branches and yellow flowers. The text "SPLOOSH" is on a banner at the bottom right.
Retro Pin-up Woman Riding Dolphin with Beer and "SPLOOSH" Text Magnet
by Virtual Brush Illustration
$4.75
Description: Step into the vivid, daydream-fueled world of Margaret Reynolds with this "Artist's Magazine" style tribute to Up The Sandbox. Capturing the essence of Barbra Streisand's most experimental and satirical role, this piece highlights the surreal collision of domestic duty and wild fantasy. This design is a nod to the 1970s feminist film movement. It's witty, it's chaotic, and it's unapologetically bold—just like Streisand herself.
