Brawndo Funny Quote Merch

Description: It feels good to be a gangsta

Description: Brawndo, the Thirst Mutilator and now with an updated and redesigned logo for today's electrolyte deprived consumer.

Description: Thirsty? Brawndo has electrolytes. The thirst mutilator for true hydration.

Description: Brawndo, the Thirst Mutilator and now with an updated and redesigned logo for today's electrolyte deprived consumer.

Description: I went to law school here...

Description: A swaggering retro beverage mascot brings bold lightning-bolt energy and the unforgettable promise of electrolytes. Made for fans of sharp movie satire and over-the-top action advertising.

Description: The Thrist Mutilator

Description: idiocracy was a documentary

Description: idiocracy is a documentary now

Description: We are slipping not-so-slowly into Idiocracy.