Bribes Merch
Description: Brains, not bribes! Tell the world how you got into the college of your choice. You did it the right way, with good grades and good test scores. You aren't a part of the college admissions bribery scandal. Created by Scarebaby Design, a registered TRADEMARKED design company. It is illegal to reproduce, copy, or otherwise re-use this design in any format for any purpose, especially for commercial purposes.
Description: America for Sale: Tom Homan Bought and Sold — A stained sack spills bribes tangled with U.S. $50’000 in cash, each pulse and dollar a testament to lives commodified. Labeled “FOR TOM HOMAN,” it indicts a system where cruelty is currency and loyalty auctioned. The sack is a reliquary of corruption—morgue and bank vault in one. This is civic autopsy: a nation watching integrity hemorrhage, as power rewards brutality, monetizes suffering, and erases accountability.
Description: Brains, not bribes! Tell the world how you got into the college of your choice. You did it the right way, with good grades and good test scores. You aren't a part of the college admissions bribery scandal. Created by Scarebaby Design, a registered TRADEMARKED design company. It is illegal to reproduce, copy, or otherwise re-use this design in any format for any purpose, especially for commercial purposes.
This Dungeon Master Accepts Bribes Dungeons And Dragons Pillow
by Combative Balance
$23 $28
Description: This He Who Fights With Monsters design puts Jason Asano's galaxy-cloaked, leech-surrounded swagger front and center — with his most legendary quote to seal the deal. Whether you're deep into a new arc or rereading from the start, this tee captures everything fans love about Jason: the cosmic drama, the dark wit, and the absolutely unshakeable moral flexibility. The design features Jason in full billowing galaxy-print cloak glory, crimson leech creatures coiling through swirling silver mist, and his iconic quote on a gold-trimmed scroll — "WHEN I TAKE A BRIBE, I STAY BRIBED. THAT'S HOW INTEGRITY WORKS." It's epic, it's tongue-in-cheek, and it's 100% Jason.
Description: A gruff orc clerk glares from behind a battered desk, stamping approvals at the Orc Bounty Hunter Licensing Office where legality is flexible and intimidation is standard procedure. The design mixes dark fantasy humor with retro government aesthetics, turning brutal bureaucracy into a satirical badge of official authority.
Description: A gruff orc clerk glares from behind a battered desk, stamping approvals at the Orc Bounty Hunter Licensing Office where legality is flexible and intimidation is standard procedure. The design mixes dark fantasy humor with retro government aesthetics, turning brutal bureaucracy into a satirical badge of official authority. Similar Designs
