Broken Duck Merch
Description: It's at 45 degrees. Head in the woodchips. Still a duck. Someone wrapped caution tape around the spring. The tape is the most saturated thing in the image — magenta and cyan, violently applied, bureaucratic containment for something that was already broken before anyone arrived. In the bottom left corner, in dot-matrix pixel font: STATUS: CONTAINED. The duck is not distressed. It has assessed the situation and settled into it. This is its angle now. The ordinary, exactly as found. Preserved, not refreshed. For people who have been assessed and filed. Made in Melbourne.
Description: A little spark to heal the heart! This 'I Can Fix It' design features a hardworking white duck in a welding helmet and jumpsuit, carefully welding a broken red heart back together. A perfect blend of blue-collar pride and romantic humor. Whether you're a professional welder, a DIY enthusiast, or someone who's always the 'fixer' in a relationship, this cute and determined duck is your spirit animal. A fantastic gift for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or for the handyman in your life who can fix anything—even a broken heart. Great for stickers, work shirts, and unique greeting cards!
I Can Fix It - Funny Welder Duck Fixing Broken Heart Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Yaymertch
$17 $24
Description: A lighthearted and funny hand-drawn illustration of four white ducks in leg casts navigating recovery with crutches, elevated ottomans, baseball caps, and canes. Featuring the hilarious phrase "i do my own stunts," this charming graphic is perfect for accident-prone individuals, post-surgery patients, physical therapists, and duck lovers.
I Do My Own Stunts Funny Duck Broken Leg, Funny Surgery Recovery Mug
by LillyPad
$13 $18
